CalebsNailTech

Part Time sports bettor, Full time inhaler of the Vape 13 on the ACT, still root heavily for the prestigious Northwestern, Keyhole enthusiast

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@OtisMuckedBarn Just say you don’t fuck like that

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@ThienemanSZN W North Shore self dox buddy

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Alright time to expose Jackson Koivun burner he’s gonna be a problem

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Is Jude Bellingham about to become the youngest Sir after bringing football home tmr

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@herbbrooks1776 @ChipotleTweets How much cream were you promised 3000 years ago?

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@bielemaera Chat are we tracking?

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Calling ICE on Matt Freese

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@OtisMuckedBarn @petey2bags Prefired the banana hammock I had sitting in my lovers lane cart since #liza24 @petey2bags gonna need you to rub oils on the backside

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@BeardownDoc @HoChiLin1 @OptaSTATS @BarstoolBigCat @Cubs @ChiSoxFanMike @OtisMuckedBarn @whitesoxgm We considering one year “back to normal” nowadays? #chud

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@HoChiLin1 @OptaSTATS @BarstoolBigCat @Cubs @ChiSoxFanMike @OtisMuckedBarn @whitesoxgm He’ll be back to normal in a week and have everyone saying “we paid him for his fielding” per usual

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@Bryceyounghater Happened to me once the bird waited outside beefs dungeon for about 30 minutes then I woke up blocked… cute tactic bc she was slobbing this knob that following weekend.

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Just got asked why I don’t have a name on my USA kit. I responded “imagine as a grown ass man wearing another grown ass mans last name on your back” #nuffsaid

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@OtisMuckedBarn Heard they stopped playing like pussies since Sir Donald was in the building, hand checks were considered flagrants when Sadam Obama was in attendance

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Draymond ready to slap the Jew outta Adam Silver for talking about Trump #nba

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Rape Landry Shamet

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2 days later

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@JohnScott_nhl @OtisMuckedBarn Gonna come back to this when Davis Martin shoves 6 scoreless down your petite mothers esophagus

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Bulls Starting 5 next year absolute demon time on film
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@DaPrimeZYNister w slide cancel