Caleigh Green

and maybe I'd object, if I felt at all alive.

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

@CeaNote11 @the_pauls_pizza Sir your hair is literally running away from your head. SMH hair doesn’t want to associate with you.

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@JohnnyRegg8s3n @OhsoeasyWPD @the_pauls_pizza Yeah. I’ve looked this way a really long time. Try harder. Get creative.

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@crangusmcb88 @the_pauls_pizza Speak for yourself homie

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@01CuriousGeorge @the_pauls_pizza 💕

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@OhsoeasyWPD @the_pauls_pizza I’m not sure you know what that means

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@Lyoness723 @the_pauls_pizza Boo

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@CalgaryCam @the_pauls_pizza I’m super strong.

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

@the_pauls_pizza Hi Paul. Not that it matters but I’m not non binary. I’m just weird looking and I’ve never had your pizza. I might have left a comment or something somewhere but I don’t care enough to hate you. Impressive you found me, though. Have a lovely day.

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

@RonnieRadke since we’re helping people.. help me not be disgusting? I’ve lost over 200 pounds, started lifting and have enough excess skin to be able to reupholster a couch. I am deflated and surgery is outrageously expensive. I’m a peasant.

https://t.co/eZmYa6VHtS

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@Schwarzenegger Would you consider helping this homie out? I lost 200 pounds and have enough excess skin to be able to reupholster a whole ass couch. Skin removal isn’t covered in Canada anymore since it’s considered cosmetic. I was hoping you’d consider looking at my gfm?

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@AngieBEvans You could always just respect other people and ask your meat sirens to chill for one night.

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

@HiroHamadaBTC @CandiDani19 nobody fucking asked you 😂

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Check out alaninutrition! 😍

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@TravisReilly Ultraviolet, Misery Signals

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@theghostinside thank you.

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@emilymaimai @nicolebyer and one day i’m going to be a corpse, doesn’t mean i wanna sit next to one.

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

@nicolebyer fuck, and i cannot stress this enough, them kids.

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

meet Toast Malone. @PostMalone

[Caleigh Green @CaleighGreen]

baby yoda is the only child i’ll ever love.