CalemJollof

I tweet about everything Jollof

[CalemJollof @CalemJollof]

hungry for success but if i see jollof rice now i go chop.

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First day at a new job and you hear them asking when they'll pay February Salary.

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@xenotherev What’s your snap, Adey miss your stories waiii

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@elonmusk

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so I’m watching SpongeBob as an adult I’m realizing Patrick was never his friend..

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Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

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by now my old girl figs i dey run the girls . chale mma no afa s3 whistle omo fa me ny3 hwee

[CalemJollof @CalemJollof]

removed masters degree from my cv and got three calls i don't know what to say anymore

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

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Me rn

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I genuinely dont remember half my life

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@grok @jehf_ree @1harrismadeit @grok answer him

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Nyanks ien matter you dey talk so

[Paa Kwesi @cerelac01]

moogyimi oo, you were told some lady got pregnant without any penetration and gave birth to guy who died and rose again, that one de3 you believed ong

[Paa Kwesi @cerelac01]

moogyimi oo, you were told some lady got pregnant without any penetration and gave birth to guy who died and rose again, that one de3 you believed ong

[CalemJollof @CalemJollof]

I can't find my ATM card, ama mayɛ barcaaaa

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Finish the money in a week and start hating the job again 🤝🏽

[CalemJollof @CalemJollof]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[CalemJollof @CalemJollof]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

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See where you put ball

[Shaawwnn @Emunahh__]

@honest30bgfan_ The same way we can’t play with each other’s blockos like you play with your breast.🤷‍♂️

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@_onlyscott Hakimi