Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer

cEDH Player and average Inalla enjoyer.

[Zach Adler | Bite Sized MTG | @snack_bitesized]

Alright. Hear me out…. Unban Hullbreacher and Nadu and ban rhystic and thrasios

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@snack_bitesized Based take I’m all for it if I’m given grislebrand

[Mr. Cards @LemorasCards]

cEDH events used to be called stuff like "Doodlebob's Revenge" and now they're like "That Time I Went to Rhode Island and Played in a Scaling tEDH $5-8k 131 Player Cap Parking in Back" like a trash anime

[Mr. Cards @LemorasCards]

Big update for European cEDH and people who yelled at me that restarts would fix American cedh

[Jacob Schanck 🛸🛸 @JacobSchanck]

Fuck cEDH using chess clocks to manage turn time we should mass overhaul mmr/elo and we take chess tournament and elo structure. If you arent a rated player sorry you can only play in opens, all tournament seeding is based off of your ELO. I fixed thr format you're welcome.

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@JacobSchanck You know that would be interesting

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@jordan_foresta @CallibrettoMTG Flash enablers and tithe and flash photo don’t matter without rhystic study. Study is the root cause of the issues

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

I’m doing my part @Pige0nize

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@Pige0nize Is this a meme or is this real

[Mr. Cards @LemorasCards]

we almost went two seconds without parasitic engines getting printed i was worried I'd have to take a game action for once

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@ThePfef @DrakeAcademyMTG @HellaLily13 @SteeledDragon @Monolith_MTG I’m actually really looking forward to listening this episode when I have a minute

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@CriticalEDH It’s a good guy with a pyroblast

[spuki @spuki__]

you know you play to much magic when you tell the guy ahead of you at self checkout that he has priority…

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@CriticalEDH Incredibly based

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

@KingCash_7191 I think coverage is a big thing and to that end circular yapping in games is a big issue that detracts from the game and viewer experience. Definitely think @BasicsMtg has a really great coverage team and a good place to build off of.

[fiesta @jordan_foresta]

@KingCash_7191 Also unban Griselbrand I'm normal and can be trusted I promise.

[Caleus, Below Average Wizard Enjoyer @CaleusCEDH]

Yal know inalla is legal in brawl right?

[spuki @spuki__]

it’s showtime :D

[CriticalEDH @CriticalEDH]

Spicerack is no more
Maybe we have functional SCGCon tournaments again
Probably not

[Jake Ballengee (Zerrickk) @ZerrickkMTG]

Cedh deals of 2026 in a nutshell:
"You cant win on your turn. You cant invest in local stocks or apply for benefits and you owe me your firstborn and then I'll interact. You also have to tap all your lands, hand me the keys to your car and also get my name tatted on your chest"