Rizz Khalifa

Just about as funky as you can be

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Today is the best day I’ve had in months. Moira just finished a million little things. Which means I was watching a million little things.

And let me tell you what. I work to damn hard to come home from work and be that sad.

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Every time I’m doing anything that’s not my job

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

This should be the new team logo @sixers

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What team has you feeling like this?

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Pickup basketball Adam Sandler is the ideal male body

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

I have been coping with @jacksonkirk_ moving to Chicago by playing the powerball, and hoping that I can get him to stay for like a million dollars.

Everyone grieves in their own way.

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Pulling up to my capstone presentation for my MBA:

After 2 years of

Generally having a bad attitude

Probably not being in peak physical condition

One thing remains true. My professor can’t guard me.

[D.I.O.👿 @DIOMusicG1]

My new album “How Do I Escape” out now 💽 https://t.co/9X2dI6coFX

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Thank you for your service

[Tim Mercer @TimMercer13]

@Tmess89 @Calfcallus @BarstoolBigCat @Delta I stepped in front of a couple last week and said we aren’t going anywhere yet

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

@BarstoolBigCat Some people just want it more.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

It was so wild I just started laughing. She opened the overhead like it was totally normal and then was stunned when the attendant told she needed to sit DURING landing

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

@BarstoolBigCat @Delta Nothing upsets me more than the people who stand way too soon.

But a mid landing stand? I think I almost respect it.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

MATT TURNER APPRECIATION POST 🔥

The USMNT defeat Canada on penalties and are through to the Gold Cup semifinals! 🇺🇸

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

RT @USMNT: 114’ - GOAL: USA!!!!!!

USA IS LEVELED!

🇺🇸 USA 2 - 2 CAN 🇨🇦

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Dude literally was forced to coach the Ducks after getting bopped for a DUI.

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Jim Gardner Is reporting that they blew up the chicken man last night.

They fucking got his house too

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Daryl Morey outside Philadelphia 76ers HQ Camden, NJ 8:23 AM

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

@athantsigi I don’t think we need “a second star”

I think we need to assemble an actual basketball team and can do that with the return on harden and Tobias

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

This just means somehow we will lose Maxey and end up with the ghost of Corey Brewer, Eric Gordon, and Clint Capela

[RB @RBPhillyTake]

Brian Windhorst on ESPN:

“Daryl Morey has something up his sleeve… I wish I could tell you exactly what he’s planning. I know enough to know he’s got something going on.”

What are the Sixers planning? 🤔

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

@athantsigi It’s going to end up with us somehow getting an unhappy Dame, us losing in the second round and then blowing it up regardless.

Just blow it up now.

Move everyone right this second.

I’m ready to start scouting high school kids again.

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

@athantsigi I’m so sick of loving this fucking team.