Bλrney Cλlhoun

Hey, Catch Me Later, I'll Buy Ya A Beer!
(Parody Account)
Run By: @FuckingAnomaly

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

where the FUCK did gordon hide my glock!?

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(they'll just be small profile-esque ones btw)
first 6 replies get 'em

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Silly little low effort Half-Life comic I made in less than 30 minutes

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

//hi sorry I'm back, twitter decided to lock all my accounts for a while and it took a bit of trickery (swapping my phone number around a few times) to get back in, I'll be back in @BlackMessaRF soon

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

(made a new Parody Account, you should go follow it! @BlackMessaRF)

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Oh right!
Happy Pride Month Everyone!
I'd just like to restate that I'm a Non-Binary Lesbian that uses They/It pronouns
that is all

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

@YourBenefactors see I usually just take them for questioning

totally don't help them escape that would go against what I signed up for!

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drew everybody's favourite Corporal, Adrian Shephard!

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

@MaxPayneFan1 doesn't Lost Coast come free with HL2??

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been playing some Sven Co-Op with @FfarquharBranch, and today we beat Half-Life 1
it was a lot of fun, so I made an SFM of our journey

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: sleeping bag
Confidence: 3.27%

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

hey I know a few of you might be TF2 Fans

worst outcome of this is people sharing their love for the game, and if that's the worst outcome then
well...

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

bored at work and I don't feel like you know
doing my job

so I guess this is the time you should ask me shit, I don't know

[Jimmee.com @com_jimmee]

if kleiner gave gordon a loaded pistol before putting him in the teleporter he couldve saved everyone a lot of time

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They A s c e n d .

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

getting private replies on this tweet 💀

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

HD Models are good for the guns only tbh

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

@snark_hl1 if I knew how to animate I'd make a pack that makes the animations better

[Bλrney Cλlhoun @CalhounBMRF]

@snark_hl1 oh totally
it looks so lazily done