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[kub 𝕏 @CaliJacob]

I find it so disrespectful when the girl you’re trying to talk to thinks you talk to like a 100 girls when you only talking to like 8 smh 😤

[Sara Selis @sara_selis]

“Em 2026 vamos ter carros voadores”

2026: campeonato mundial de macumba no Harry Kane

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KieranCFC88]

reasonable reaction

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

What I've learned from World Cup travelers this week.

- Apparently the US is the only country with A/C
- Other countries don't use seasoning on their food
- You can only buy a gallon of milk in the USA
- You have to pay for a 2nd or 3rd pop at a restaurant outside of America. No free refills
- They love to party just like us and boy are they fun!
- Only we do flyovers before games
- America's spring is hotter than Europe's summer
-We have a lot to learn when it comes to soccer chants
- Ranch Dressing is a delicacy to be treasured
- Their media lies to them just like ours does to us

Can we keep em?

[Shrimpdon🦐 @shrimpdon_]

Odin doesn't allow vikings that run away from battles into the kingdom of valhalla btw, he's looking down on this norway team in disgust

[🥊𝕳 BARRAS DEL MUNDO ⚽🍺 @Barras_LATAM]

🇪🇨🐕 Un perro festejo con unos comerciantes el gol de Gonzalo Plata contra Alemania.

FIRULAIS ES DE ECUADOR

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

🚨 THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO THE WHOLE TURKISH TEAM AND FANS

THEY HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE AIRPORT

THEY GO BACK HOME TOMORROW

[#SincereFC 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

these Turkey niggas acting like they did something yall got a flight home tonight pussy

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇩🇪🇳🇱🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[Viral Us Zone @ViralUsZone]

🚨 This guy is becoming the unofficial soundtrack of the World Cup. 🇩🇪

Every time he starts playing...
Thousands join in.

This isn't just football.
It's a festival with a soundtrack. 🎷🔥

#FifaWorldCup #Germany vs #Ecuador

[N🐜 @lockedbyae]

This finna be the funniest duo in the league 😭😭

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[. @utdcynical]

I was promised an alien invasion and instead I’m just watching Scotland get slapped by Brazil.

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

Mets fans at Citi Field: “This is torture. This team is going to be the death of me!”

The Norwegians in the stands who have no clue what the fuck is going on:

[jordan @JordanUhl]

No, no we're supposed to show visiting fans the best of America. We can't let them see the Mets!

[kub 𝕏 @CaliJacob]

I believe the psychics story #ByeByeNeymar

[Miami Int'l Airport @iflymia]

The FAA has just issued an official airspace restriction for tonight’s Scotland vs. Brazil match due to reports of... unusual aerial activity in the region. 🛸

[Sk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇯🇵🇨🇻🇸🇳 @Sulleyk_]

The witch doctor in the stands cursing Kane:

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana

"I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana"

[@dailystar]

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Harry Kane after the Ghanian native doctor placed a curse on him 😭