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[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This!!!

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Mfs be like “Boobs or ass” dawg at this point I just need a hug 😭💀💀

[ann ° @_annnsophie]

a green shower is all i need

[ashtyn 🎱 @witchashtyn]

were you allowed to express emotions as a child or do you get that pain in the back of your throat when you feel the need to cry?

[Margot 🦊 @margot_foxx]

the older i get the more i understand why deer run in front of cars

[cali @Cali_Jo1]

Hottest bridal party in 2022

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

found it.

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Valdosta Archives @VStateArchives]

"Building One" (Converse Hall), 1914. @valdostastate #history https://t.co/oEq9dROvgW

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

This one frame in Signs is the reason i didn’t sleep for all of 2002

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

without yahoo answers how else will i know am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be preg

[cali @Cali_Jo1]

@KalNicole2

[finn🪷 @sitcompaege]

things that don't seem transphobic, but definitely are, a thread by a trans person. cis people read and rt:

[FAB 🍓 @fabiolaelizaa]

Tested positive for thinking I was fat in high school only to realize it was the skinniest I’d ever be

[Certified Vakabon @platinii954]

Honestly! And leave me alone I just want some sleep!

[susan @luvsusieq]

who tf forgets to text back somebody they’re genuinely interested in? nobody