Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum

The ice in my chest is reserved for my Captain Morgan. I'm the reason the Rum is gone.

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Nothing cuts like a teenage daughter

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Can't take us anywhere 😅

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

The scariest thing about teenagers is that they have full size bodies with pea sized brains

[Barney Simon @BarneySimon]

One minute, you're young. Then suddenly, you have a favourite pharmacy.

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Music on. Rum in. World off.

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Well.... Fuck it....

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

He played stupid games and lost the prize 💅

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Mourning the sun. Off to the post office

[ashley noelle @ash_isawitch]

Now repeat after me: I am witchy. I am funny. I am hot. I will stab you.

[ravn @mfnravn]

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

You can be having the best day ever and then BOOM the bank will humble you

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

I'm triggered

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Idle hands always result in me at a bar with live music 🎶

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Twitter is basically talking to yourself in public and occasionally someone nods.

[Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan]

I don't have any bad habits.

I'm good at all of them.

[Phillygirl @24tog]

Honestly it’s not the way I look that reveals my age, it’s the use of complete sentences when I text. 😭

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Believe me I've not mattered to better people than you

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

I’m in my fuck it era

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

@cpt_depression_ Get in buttercup.... there's fuckery to spread 😅

[Captain🏴‍☠️Conundrum @Calico_Cream]

Last night it was a bar fight that ended as a witness at police station until 5am, tonight it's girls asking for protection. I don't know what it is that I end up protecting strays but I can't say I'm fond of it. I just want to dance 😭