Cee

A day in the life

[sharjil rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[Cee @Califorella]

What is the point of schools requiring kids to wear a mask if at lunch time they’re all jammed into the cafeteria and take off the masks to eat?!

[Cee @Califorella]

@Exxclusiiiva I’m glad she didn’t chose Aidan lol. He was too good for her.

[Cee @Califorella]

I got a real fucking problem with Carrie Bradshaw.

[Cee @Califorella]

@Siegel31 Lol, I’ve said some really dumb shit.

[Cee @Califorella]

Every time I see those “you have memories to look back on” notifications from Facebook I feel so goddam embarrassed for myself.

[Cee @Califorella]

@Shelll_Nicole @MaMaMaMikey Haha yay! Way to go Mikey, our uterus appreciates it much.

[Cee @Califorella]

Chris got a vasectomy today and now he won’t stop showing me YouTube videos of the procedure 😐

It’s okay, I’ll baby him for the next few days for being a champ.

[Cee @Califorella]

@ladybea1979 Lol! He has always been my biggest baby 🥰

[Cee @Califorella]

@aliciamaryes 1 month later and I am just now responding lol

Pls come take your siblings haha

[Cee @Califorella]

Y’all, I’m tired. Wtf was I thinking having 3 kids.

Send help. Send wine. Send a goddamn babysitter.

[Cee @Califorella]

@ToriTheGreatt I’m 35 and I don’t know shit.

[Cee @Califorella]

@KellyKelll it starts so young lol

[Cee @Califorella]

Alex is always hearing us say that Benji is getting bigger so today when I helped him use the toilet to go pee he says in a baby voice “Mom, my weenie is getting bigger”.

Someone come get this kid.

[Cee @Califorella]

@Monsterles Haha! I can already hear it “if black widow can do it why can’t you guys do it?”

[Cee @Califorella]

Okay so Black Widow went from natural red hair to blonde with box dye???

I’ll take the super powers, the aliens from outer space, the time traveling but BOX DYE?! WHO YOU THINK YOU FOOLING DISNEY?!

[Cee @Califorella]

@thetuffwanderer let’s be friends and die together. I haven’t set mine up yet I’m currently moving shit around to have a set spot for it

[Cee @Califorella]

Wow, what a turn on it was watching Chris curve his unvaccinated family away from Benny. Yes babe, tell dem hoes.