Brandon

I'm just here for news, but sometimes I tweet about baseball.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

The only correct way to make a PB&J is to thoroughly premix the two THEN spread the mix on to the bread.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@XFLKonnor Any update on Kanoff's shoulder? Is McClendon the only healthy QB in LA at this point?

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@wikileaks K.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

This sure looks like... something. https://t.co/udhHvM6381

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

SO … MUCH … FLAVOR!

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@CespedesBBQ They'll win 26 just so we all have to be assholes about it.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@A_J_Lawrence @MrBrianKenny 27 game non losing streak.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@MrBrianKenny Not relevant but they ALSO had a 17 game winning streak earlier in the same season.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@nizaminz @washingtonpost A justice system that behaves like this is a far greater danger to society.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@zivinilee @dipirroc95 @washingtonpost Well now you're changing the argument. It's fine u don't think they should be paid. The fact that you didn't get a scholarship is irrelevant

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@JohnnyHatari1 @WhoDaFookIsDis @washingtonpost What??

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@zivinilee @dipirroc95 @washingtonpost And?

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@zivinilee @washingtonpost Yep, sucks for them too. On a completely unrelated note, laborers should be paid.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

"Tried emailing him but guess it went to spam. Wrote a letter but the dog ate it. Sent a carrier pigeon but it died." https://t.co/BsImau0ucu

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Spoke to President of Mexico to give condolences on terrible earthquake. Unable to reach for 3 days b/c of his cell phone reception at site.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@ashleyfeinberg When someone texts me about that thing I really don't want to do but I haven't thought of an excuse yet.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@Vrtlnsanity @washingtonpost Whatever the reason it's a good thing they did. Results are interesting.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@zivinilee @washingtonpost Sucks for you.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@WhoDaFookIsDis @washingtonpost It's common practice to ask interviewee demographics. Not WaPo's fault these are the results.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@hebegebes86 @washingtonpost Rendering a profit making product.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@JasonSellsVA @washingtonpost I don't care what race black people are either.

[Brandon @CaliforniaExpat]

@washingtonpost Labor supports being paid. Owners support not paying labor.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Q9: 33/50 states report 50%+ #Millennials live at home. 72% have delayed kids, marriage b/c of debt. #NewsHourChats