Cali Heisey

Avid sports fan and Chickfila Signature member | CU ‘22

[Drew Rich @_DrewRich]

Bring back physical tickets

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

😂😂😂

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

Let’s eat grandma

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In some early versions of Little Red Riding Hood, the girl and the wolf eat Grandma together.

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

That’s the Alaskan bull worm

[Emily Haswell @myemtv]

Idk anything about Dune but from this poster it looks like it's about a giant chihuahua chasing some tiny people.

[Tyson Hutchins @tysonhutchins]

At first glance, I thought this was a college football facility announcement

[FBI Washington Field @FBIWFO]

Justice is better than revenge. You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now. Call 1-800-225-5324 or visit https://t.co/t8G7LO4hxu to submit a tip.

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

Just got asked to subscribe to a twitter page to see the punchline of a joke? Is this the beginning of the end? What is Joe Bidens plan to fix this?

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

Happy Birthday KG! What better way to celebrate than a Celtics win! Right?? Right.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Come hell or high water

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

@mmerichristmas You’re right. There’s no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

A cheeseburger, fries, and a drink from five guys will put you in debt.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

it was too good the original band has it blocked from hitting streaming services

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

This pro bowl catching contest is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever watched.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Seabass leaving Long Island

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

Brett Maher to make a single field goal in Cowboys vs 49ers +3000

[Cali Heisey @CalinoFornia]

@mmerichristmas @Cars2Enjoyer Skepticism