Brodie

business savvy infant, dnd dm, prey animal, pathfinder main, capybara stan, and pizza boy.
Any pronouns.

Sometimes I draw maps

TTRPG account | @StoryGuildRPG

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@xianchenghq this just means you're goated and they want the best one on the job for their friend!

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@egotwink quittin time?

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@electrajpeg Brain is a prison and life is a highway wcyd

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"That's you!" -emily in reference to the clownfish...

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Erm... that just happened.

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Horny Gordon Ramsey be like "its fucking raw 🫦"

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Went to Walmart, and this lady looked picked up the sriracha sauce, looked at Emily and said "this stuff is so delicious." She is Vietnamese.

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Who putted the nirnroot in Victoria BC

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@meladriels Chicken, Scallion, carrot, garlic ginger, cabbage, soy sauce, sesame oil, bit of sugar to balance.

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Entering my Chinese era

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"Ill see you in COURT" me saying bye the the judge on my first day of jury duty

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The French know a thing or two about onions it would seem

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My boards

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Gay apparel: donned

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I call her my sour dough starter bc I feed her and one day she'll be bred. Anyways.

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@xianchenghq You're coming to see me?? 🥺

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@spacedusthearts You started it. Now end it

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@electrajpeg Jonkler

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It's my wife's birthday everyone say Happy Birthday