Kaczynski, Fred

One louder.

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

The more humans that die from this virus, the more humans that die from cancer, the better it is for humanity #covid19 #covid #corona

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Scared of getting sick? Stay the fuck home.

Other than that, business as usual.

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Q:What do you call 1,700 cases and 41 deaths caused by Coronavirus in America?

A:

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@CNN It’s a start.

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#IStandWithDonCherry because I’m a racist.

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

#standwithcherry if you’re a racist.

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Offended by @Forever21 giving away free diet bars? Do you have a scale in your house? Or maybe a mirror?

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

@FeistMusic Punk rock SUBWAY. Remember?

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Nice, modern presentation

[Linda Garson @vineanddine]

Where are we? Fries with #gorgonzola cream, and ginger lime #cider? Loving @EliteBrewing and talking Stein & Dine on April 28! Check out https://t.co/2PiCyqYNis

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

So @AvenueMagazine.

Two of your best “new” restaurants winners for 2019 opened in 2017.

Maybe I don’t understand how this works...

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

So hey @NYIslanders & your stupid-fat, loser fans, but why would a good ol’ Canadian boy want to play for a perennial loser in a shit-country like #America ???

No offense.

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Aw. Look at the sad millennial kids. The “holidays” are so complicated!

[Ironwood Stage @IronwoodStage]

Thursday Dec 20 8PM The O'Pears

The O'Pears tour their new release, "Stay Warm". "While writing for this album, we explored what a lifetime of winters and holidays has meant to each of us, to capture a more inclusive perspective on such a complex time of year."

#ironwoodstage

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

@WBrettWilson Fuck. Is there an asshole tax?

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Hey Nenshi. You can’t play both sides of the fence, motherfucker!

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Never cared for #vegans much. But once you kill them and dry them, well, they’re kinda tasty!

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

That’s not a MASS shooting. That’s an AVERAGE shooting. #MaddenNFL19

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Hey @McDonalds in Calgary! Why do all of your stores have TVs tuned to the CBC news? Are your customers SO addicted to screens they want to watch news with no sound???

And today me and my children were subjected to nonstop coverage of kids dying.

Wake up!

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

Hey @TSN_Sports! Your @NFL talking heads are fucking horrible!

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

He was a big baby (and he still is). Happy birthday to my best friend! @purpletongues

[Kaczynski, Fred @CalixVonEden]

By the way, Gold Medal Plates needs some new judges that aren’t a bunch of fucking jacks. The times have changed...