Mr_RollsRoyce

I ambushed you with a cup of coffee

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

“Strength via struggle
Learning via losing and
Progress via pain.
But love comes from life; and all it has to gain.”

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

The Genesis of misery

[Ethan Minton @ETrainSports]

On this day 24 years ago, the LA Lakers and Sacramento Kings faced off in Game 6 of the WCF, a matchup many consider to be the most rigged in NBA history.

The Lakers shot 27 free throws in the *fourth quarter,* more than the Kings' total for the game.

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

Poverty franchise, poverty fanbase, never demands accountability from ownership because they’re just happy to have the team 🙂‍↔️

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

The Sacramento Kings went from the Beam Team 3 seed to

Trading Barnes and an UNPROTECTED 1st swap to sign DeRozan

Fired Mike Brown

Traded Fox for a top 3 bad contract

Lost a coin toss, pick 7

Now Fox and Barnes and Brown will face each other for a title.

A year later.

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

We didn’t dare call our parents at work

[100%HATERPROOF @MajorsDaddy_35]

Barbecuing on a gas grill doesn’t count…

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

@MattGeorgeSAC Matt, no offense, but this is the rhetoric from Kings fans that has kept the team in mediocrity-at/best for decades. Do better. Demand better.

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

@StateFortyEight stop the hate 🏴‍☠️☠️

[StateFortyEight @StateFortyEight]

STOP!

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

When a non-parent says they’re tired at any point of their day/life

[Rizza Islam @IslamRizza]

Stop worshipping celebrities

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

2 of my all time favorites on this list 😔

[Hoops @Hoopss]

No injuries. Who has the best NBA career?

1.) Tracy McGrady
2.) Derrick Rose
3.) Brandon Roy
4.) Penny Hardaway
5.) Grant Hill

[𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝙻𝙻𝙲. @mynameisFACE]

IYKYK

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

Make flying luxurious again 🤌🏾

[United Airlines @united]

The entire row is alllllll yours.

Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out...

You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows.

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[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Dude is on point 💯

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

Men just stay single because we are cooked if these are the types of women we have pool from.

[🏴Southwest D🏴 @SouthwestD_]

We had to eat what our momma cooked.

NO CHOICES!!!

[Chocolate Chip Papi 🍪🇹🇹 @adecofcards]

Played Game Boy…. NO COLOR!!!

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2-4% Salary increase is NOT a raise.

[SwayLaughs @Persway82]

Reel shows what it was like in the 2000s.

Seems like it was just yesterday when we were “migrating information” to CDs from Limewire!

Always knew when the phone was about to ring too🤣🤣👏🏾 that’s a classic!

The best of times!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🥳🥳🥳
#flashback #goodtimes #90skids

[Jum @JesterJum]

When I look at my kids, I have 2 thoughts:

1) I have never loved anything as much as I love them.

2) I have never looked forward to 8:30PM so much in my entire life.

[Mr_RollsRoyce @Calizonan]

My first soirée into gambling and taking lunch money along with egos 🫡

[Nora @Heal_within96]

Cursing the White man by day, cuddling him by night.