Ceej

30 year old professional psychedelic glass dolphin blower. (All views are my own, subject to contract.)

[Matt Grant @mattgrantsky]

I just want to be able to afford a house

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

While parliament was debating child protection from criminal rape gangs Farage went to see a rapist who is trying to block the release of a list of people in a criminal child rape gang.

[WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm]

The current state of political discourse in the UK.

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

hahahaha what - £25k a year to not pay tax if you are a billionaire or multi millionaire.

That's a similar amount of tax that you pay if you earn about £85k–£90k/year

Man of the billionaires

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK

#WackyRacists

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Pensioners who earn more than me, and who even own their own house mortgage free, will get winter fuel payments whilst I get nothing. 🎉🥳

[The Inevitable Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

"Careful, mate, the people on those boats are coming to make you skint"

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[Jonathan Brash MP @JonathanBrash]

Total nonsense from this grifter. The NI rules only apply to Indian companies in India, who send temporary workers to the UK for Indian Businesses, and not Indians on Work Visas being hired by UK businesses.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

You can't get a council house because no one is building them.

Your wages are terrible because the billionaires profits have to be record.

As above for the rents.

And house prices are sky high because of all the landlords.

None of it is to do with immigrants.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

What do people think will happen if small boats carrying just 20,000 people a year (0.03%) of the population and less than (3%) of migration are stopped?

Absolutely nothing, nothing at all.

It's the billionaires on their private jets who need to be stopped.

[Roshan M Salih @RmSalih]

Guess what Reform UK fans. After you've deported the Muslims and the immigrants you'll still be poor and living in a country where nothing works, everything is unaffordable and everyone hates each other.

It'll just have worse public services and food, more boring people and no culture.

But those millionaires who sold you the dream of Blighty won't care because they'll just sod off to Dubai or the Bahamas.

You're a bunch of chumps and you're getting played.

[. @jdpoc]

From the other place, and spot on.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Just two ex-Tories celebrating their visit to a colliery that was closed by the Tories and hoping the working class are thick enough to fall for it.

[Ceej @Caljjones]

@Wallacep12 Called it a day years ago lad

[Ceej @Caljjones]

Ran out of kitchen roll? No worries, just use a Rich Tea biscuit. Most absorbent material on the planet

[Ceej @Caljjones]

Almost like leaving the EU was an awful idea

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer is set to propose a youth mobility scheme allowing 18-30 year olds to live and work in certain EU countries

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