🌎Just a little alert to the world: the sky randomly turned dark today in São Paulo, and meteorologists believe it’s smoke from the fires burning *thousands* of kilometers away, in Rondônia or Paraguay. Imagine how much has to be burning to create that much smoke(!). SOS🌎
Playing GTA and trying to run away from the cops.. on foot on a golf course. Richard “jump over the bushes” me: literally press x to jump and fall in front of bushes and die. 🤷♀️ #ImGoingToBedNow
Me: I’d like to schedule a patient for a liver and spleen ultrasound
Lady: okay a spleen ultraspund
Me:and liver
Her to someone else: they need a spleen ultrasound
Me: AND liver!
I had to say “and liver” at least 2 more times... #getitrightwoman