Sarah Green

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

#NationalTextYourExDay - if you do this because it's trending on twitter, not only are you desperate but you're also dumb.

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks "So when we gonna chill?"

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Getting on my nerves when im in a bad mood? Do yourself a favor and move! #NotToday

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 63 days.

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Ghetto word of the day: Hotel. My momma said she aint gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cuz dat hotel everthang she know.

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

ATTENTION! Leggings ain't for everybody. Especially you hippo looking hoes!

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

I hate when niggas stay saying like "free booboo" & booboo done shot 12 people raped 7 women & stole 9 kids, no nigga keep booboo ass!

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Dont you talk when im talkin, you better mute it hoe!

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Why Black People Think You'll Remember A Person If They Say A Name Twice? 0_o "You Remember Ashley?" "Ashley Who?" !!! Ashley Ashley?

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Admit it... We dont call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Toy Story 4? Oh hell nah, i thought that nigguh gave his toys away.

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Dear God, #IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou that i am thankful for everything.

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh" "lol"?! Bitch I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like "oh" "lol"

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Chris Brown punching hoes, Ocho Cinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer!

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Hoes in school be twerkin for extra credit

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

Oomf a hoe. She know she a hoe, I know she a hoe, she wont claim she a hoe, so she say she aint a hoe, but...WE ALL KNOW YOU A HOE!!! HOE!

[Sarah Green @Calkinsqls]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!