It’s Still A New Dawn

Attorney & ersatz constitutional scholar watching the systemic dismantling of our democracy. "Citizens United" is neither.

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@princess_kim_k Epstein ain’t dead.

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@salvation_f Close the door behind him, then change the locks & keep the keys.

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@SarahLarchmont Betting she has a prosthetic hand sewn into the coat’s sleeve.

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@Scaramucci Again.

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@RCdeWinter Can I borrow this?🤣🤣

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Our new border patrol

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Translation: you want to stay on your couch. 🤣😂

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@JoJoFromJerz He even brought a Nikki Haley stunt double,

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@lawindsor @mcuban Imagine the look on his face his first day at Penn. He thought he was going to “Whoreton.”

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@MuellerSheWrote @megynkelly Her hair is blonde because she stays a quart low.

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@VABVOX And tomorrow, he’ll send you a “cease-and-desist” letter anyway (notwithstanding the attached video clip).

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@cbouzy With a hint of “Chuck-Todd-in-drag” thrown in for good measure.

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@MollyJongFast Scott Jennings exists to throw fecal matter into electrical rotating cooling units.

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@MelissaJPeltier If only Ziggy would lift a leg for every dumb question Dana Bash asks, you’d really have something special! Go, Ziggy!

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@MelissaJPeltier @JayWeber3 @WalshFreedom What she said. Ten times over.

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@SarahLarchmont Salut, Paris!

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@JoJoFromJerz The Captain & Tennille (without the hats).

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Thread well worth reading. (H/T @MsMich6)

[Kiersten Warren @KierstenWarren]

I couldn’t get my Uber because of “connectivity issues” so I just started walking down La Cienega until I had more than one bar.

A tiny little elderly woman was struggling with two grocery bags.

I wondered who let Grandma out with errands to run but no ride. I offered to carry