Al Co. St.

Iron Maiden, The Beatles, Hawthorn FC, Brisbane Broncos, Liverpool FC, Boston Celtics. Co-inventor of the pie. Friends with a Yogi Bear impersonator.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

This is the moment I’ll always remember you by @JarrydRoughead2 #ThanksRough

[AFL @AFL]

We can't get enough of the Rough!

#AFLHawksSuns

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What is it with GPs?
First appointment time slot 0800.
Second appointment time slot 0815.
Third appointment time slot 0830.

He calls his first patient in at 0845.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@22Donovanwillis Fortunately, my made up list isn’t forcing Ned to make any big decisions just yet.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

Ok we’ve waited. Here’s my thoughts for jumper # for 2027:

7 - Zach Merrett
20 - Jack Dalton
26 - Josh Goater
29 - Ned Reeves
30 - Bailey MacDonald
32 - Max Beattie
34 - Ben King
36 - Burn it in the eternal fires of Hades
40 - Keenan Boi
42 - Cooper Hodge
43 - Ollie Purcell

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@emac_23 No one’s forcing him. The joy of hypothetical lists is that they are hypothetical.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@DominicDavid22 @HawkTalkPod Not if he doesn’t want to. That’s the joy of hypothetical lists. They can look however we want them to.

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@AmosRojter I would wager that the club can do anything they want with the numbers. But if I was shuffling things around, this is what I would make it look like.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

Welcome to the Hawks Josh Goater! Please give him #26 @HawthornFC and keep that row of Josh lockers going! 🤣

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Are we going to miss out on Goater because North can’t get Murray sorted?

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@daniel_prins @HawksInsiders @HawthornFC Definitely my highlight!

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

When your spouse finds a great deal and books overseas trips in September for the next 5 years so you have to adjust your work schedule.

[AFL @AFL]

Keidean Coleman has officially requested a trade to Essendon after meeting with new Bombers coach Mark McVeigh, reports @JoshGabelich.

More: https://t.co/jYoiuH57io

Brought to you by Continental Tyres of Australia.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@CubbiesFan82 @JamieBonkiewicz He’d be mad at that response if he could read.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@DBureges @darren_levin I don’t even care if you don’t want to rate the tagging job that Finn did on him. It’s just the idea that he was just any 19 year-old who was in his 2nd year which you implied in your original statement that made this worth getting into an argument over 😂

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@DBureges @darren_levin You’re right, he was a teen with 30 odd games, and nobody thought much of him at the time. He definitely wasn’t (accurately) hyped up as an absolute superstar week in week out, and didn’t average 34 and 1 that year, so a bloke keeping him to 5 touches is completely insignificant.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@darren_levin @DBureges Daicos is the greatest player since the dawn of time and was robbed of 85 Brownlow medals before he was 20, but when he is held in a tag he’s just a teenager muddling his way through his second year of footy 😂

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

Farewell Finn. I wish it could have worked out for you at the Hawks. All the best in the West!

Now for the real question: Who’s the top contender for hottest bloke at the club now that Finn is gone? @HawthornFC

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@QuantumHawk666 @HawkTalkPod Depends if North play hardball I suppose.

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Hope he gets what’s coming to him 🖕🏼

[Gillian Lantouris @gillianlant]

The 34 year old man has been officially charged over the AFL nacho incident. He’ll face court in March 2027. @9NewsMelb @owenleonard_

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

Good for him. Would’ve loved to see him stay, but totally get it.

[AFL @AFL]

Young Hawk Aidan Schubert will seek a move to the Suns, @CalTwomey reports.

Details: https://t.co/CC5X0wlkpZ

Thanks to Continental Tyres of Australia.

[Al Co. St. @CallMeAlbot]

@HendyJoel @HawkTalkPod It’s as dodgy as a $4 note. AFL will sign it all off with Hawks getting a crap pick for Schubert too. Guaranteed if the teams were reversed and Hawthorn pulled this tactic there would be an immediate rule change coming though! (All tongue-in-cheek) 😂