Alymon

I live like I sing. Sing like I swim. I swim for fun, not great... but haven't drowned yet

Funny, thankfully for you not famous.

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

We obviously don't need a college national championship because this game is so boring.

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

@lance_stroll is underrated. Idgaf what anyone says. I'm a fan and honestly I also think he would be a cool dude to just chill with. The man looks fun.

#LanceStroll #BroLooksCool
#underrated

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

People grew up hearing, Don't play ball in the house.

My house -
Giggle giggle WHOOPS!
GIGGLE GIGGLES
Nooooo
I GOT IT!
LAUGHTER

My kid later with a laugh - I heard you guys playing pickleball in the living room.

The lesson - Have fun. Live your life. Enjoy your home.

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

@WilliamsRacing This is the only helmet we will accept going forward.

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

@GeorgeRussell63 being the least picked driver in Fantasy.

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

Time spent in #BG3

Stealing - 45%
Fighting - 5%
Petting Scratch - 50%

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

Do you want to test your friendship or relationship? I recommend playing #BaldursGate3 couch co-op with your person who hasn't played a lot of video games.

I may be a control freak.
#ItsAllLove

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

BREAKING NEWS:

GUENTHER STEINER TO BE INTERIM RED BULL TEAM PRINCIPAL PENDING HORNER ALLEGATION OUTCOME

... is what I'd like to see posted next.
Seriously #Formula1 wtf is happening. Christian, Lewis, Guenther. I'm losing it here.

#F1 #F1News

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

I don't care about professional athletes workout routines.

The REAL question is tell me about your pillows. What kind of pillows do you use? My neck hurts and I KNOW you all take care of your necks. Let me know.

#Formula1 #NFL #6nations2024 #Tennis #MLB
#Rugby #pillowtalk

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

I guess posting about F1 gets lots of bot females to follow me. Y'all you aren't going to get what you want from me.

I literally just like F1, my family, and true crime. So I mean... that's all. 😊

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

I feel bad for Ayao Komatsu because instead of celebrating him we are mourning Guenther.

It's hard to shine like that.

Opposite situation- saying goodbye to Nick DeVries and everyone saying how glad they are Ricciardo is back.

Also Guenther... is my favorite. 😭

#F1

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

When your car is absolute shit and then you fire your most marketable asset

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

@Leclerc5ainz Me in a nutshell

[tea 💫 @starboywy]

"Oh well you haven't watched the big 3"
𝘐'𝘷𝘦 watched the big 3

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

NO GENE WHYYYYYYY!?

#HaasF1
#IBetterCallGene

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

The purpose of American football is to have their playoffs fill the 2 month gap between our last race and preseason testing.

#Formula1

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

Me - I need the F1 video game because I would literally be the best at it!

F12023 - Black flag lap 3

🤣

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

@SophiaFloersch @Forbes Yessss Queen! You deserve the accolades! 👏 👏 👏 Keep it up! 💯

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

My only joy now is in knowing how many contracts are ending in 2024, that we may have the silliest season of all.

Goodnight F1

#Formula1 #F12024

[Alymon @CallMeAlymon]

@Chiefs How about giving Andy Reids twin some love! @tkelce I got the same look at Thanksgiving! But hey we know they still love us!

#KCChiefs #DisappointedDads #Chiefs #Twins