Jeremy but you can

85% political retweets, 5% original nonsense, and 10% trolling an Orleans Parish ADA for being a prick.

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#voicesavemari

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@AtemEyevany @LisaMoorish @nicky_nose @olympicpete2000 @adamworling @SamuelSSquad @madeiraglow_kel @9NewsMelb Clearly you’ve never been outside

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@perlmutations

[Mr Swifty's Shamrock Extravaganza! @BigEnuff]

#MakeAMetallicaSongSofter
Hush little baby. Don't say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
it's only Santa on the roof.
tomorrow I will show you proof!

Christmas Lights!
Presents? Nice!!
Take.. my hand!!
It's time to wake up Mom and Dad!!

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@kerrywashington I’m not crying, you’re crying.

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@garyfalconII @lagop

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@lagop Craigslist personals may be gone, but at least you still have farm and garden!

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My mistake for thinking she would actually try to work with me.

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I can finally listen to Sigur Ros without crying. Guys, I’m gunna be alright.

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@pamelacolloff I’d say some of the most powerful voices in America ARE the 17 year olds.

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@Scairp114 @AndrewLSeidel @KyLegislature I’m a Satanist. I’m sure TST can get some of us bussed up to protest 😉

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@s8n Ah, I’m not worried about coming home early, I’m worried about sending someone else home that isn’t quite ready. Call a cab. Sometimes the lives we ruin aren’t our own. And I’ve got a little girl who might be in a car tonight. Be safe!

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@ChurchofSatan @AmericanLeXo Lol. I love how CoS has a page dedicated to downing TST. Good luck with the smear campaign. I’m surprised you have time, with your part time job at Hot Topic and all...

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When HIMYM gives you wisdom. #MosbiusDesigns

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@nolanolegal Awwww, protected tweet!

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My little lion cub fell asleep listening to Rains of Castamere.

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@brianaxgarcia Maybe we aborted the wrong babies?

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@thatxxv True love is when you want to murder someone so badly, but you don’t because you would miss them.

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@thatxxv Good evening, Highness! 👸🏿