Kyle Boller

Hey, I'm Kyle, I am the Man, the Myth, and the Legend.

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Really no one wants me? I'm so cuddly though!

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Sitting at home, alone... its dark here.

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No team for me.

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Today is my day.

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Somebody better pick me up or heads will roll...

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Eli Manning takes after Me.

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I am more interesting than @_DosEquisMan_

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My daughter just asked me if I played football. I said yes, she called me a lair. #proboller

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If I would have thown that pass from my knees last night, The Patriots would have won. #throwfromtheknees

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I have been told that I have the decision making skills of a Kindergardener. #hurtful #proboller

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#SongsYouHaveToDanceTo Star Spangled Banner by Christina Augulera

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I married this. Carrie Preteen

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What happens when you turn my number upside down? It makes an "L" for legend.

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I will be picked up before Manning. #proboller

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Free Agent. #proboller

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Shannon Sharpe said that He had a better chance of winningthe Kentucky Derby on a donkey than I had of winning a Super Bowl. #norespect #Win

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Well, my Superbowl party will have plenty of chicks. #proboller

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Why am I not playing in the Pro Bowl tonight? The world may never know.

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My QBR was 0.1 points lower than Tim Tebows. SUCK IT HATERS.

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I have been otherwise called, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, and The worst player to ever pick up a football, and The Backup's Stuntdouble