Zee

Selfie-averse but confident | Dog enthusiast 🐶 | Lover of smart and inappropriate humor 🤭 | Scorpio

[Zee @CallMeByMyZ]

@ferris1436 Sammmmeee. I make my own schedule and I’m like “why tf do I work so much?!”

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Change doesn’t happen only during a presidential election. It starts from the bottom. #resist

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@Aarons_Owner I’d probably have a beer instead of that can of water. But otherwise, looks delicious. 😜

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truly.

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Working on a Saturday feels illegal but somehow I’m both the victim and the accomplice because I’m the one who makes me schedule.

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Hanging out with my girl on an amazing spring day

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@ferris1436 Mets

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Seven days into this cold, and I’m starting to think this is just my life now. Might as well name the cough and make it official. #NeverEndingSniffles

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When you find a good mirror

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Another Zoom meeting? At this point, my webcam has seen me more than my friends have. Should I start sending it birthday cards?

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Working retail during the holidays is like being in a snow globe someone keeps shaking—chaos, fake cheer, and you’re just trying not to fall over

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Day 3 of the snowstorm: Just saw a polar bear walking down my street with a suitcase. Even he’s had enough

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@doesthiseveryfr He does this every Friday

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Honoring our veterans today by remembering their sacrifices, their bravery, and their impressive ability to look way cooler in aviators than the rest of us. #VeteransDay

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@DocHolliJay So you’re like RICH rich

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Seeing Venom on my birthday. Tom Hardy is so hot that if he walked past a glacier, it’d turn into a puddle and apologize for getting in his way.

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It’s my virthdya today! Yes, I know I spelled it wrong, but it’s MY day, and I’ll type how I want to. Cake and compliments accepted all day. 🎂 #BirthdayLogic

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@six8jay I believe the proper order to watch them is 4,5,6,1,2,3

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@ferris1436 I still can sing this song word for word

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Birthday mani pedi session