CatEyedBlues

applied linguist. applied behaviourist. applied atheist. cis woman 👡
the worst. the best. the first. the last. (bonus rhyme for the 🇺🇲ns)

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

Well. Your loss is gofckyrself

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game.

You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[Nap NYC @Napnyc1Napnyc]

Up and very close with a Barn Swallow on a break
Yesterday in Maine

[AriannadaTodi @AriannadaTodi]

Oggi è la giornata mondiale dei gatti medievali brutti.

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

🫦

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

BREAKING: Canada fucking loves Hunter Biden.
Source: Canada. 🇨🇦😌🔥

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Why don’t you smile more, Mr. President? 😬

[René Magritte @artistmagritte]

La légende des siècles / The legend of the centuries - 1950 #artbots #magritte

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

This angle. OMFG 😵

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

I beg one of your finest pardons!? 🤔😲
#TrumpAsleep

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

@dog_rates I would NEVER EVER NOT HOLD HER, EVER. 💕💜😭🥰😍 She'd be held all the time as far as I'm concerned. ✨ Baby Celebration 24/7

[columbo out of touch thursday @OOTColumbo]

let’s go columboheads

[René Magritte @artistmagritte]

La recherche de l'absolu / The search for the absolute - c. 1964 #artbots #magritte

[Scott @Havenlust]

Vincent van Gogh

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Wausau Daily Herald, Wisconsin, June 3, 1922

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Burlington Daily News, Vermont, June 2, 1926

[René Magritte @artistmagritte]

Prince charming / Prince charmant - 1948 #artbots #magritte

[Covie @covie_93]

trump is rotting away and randomly falling asleep on camera so jake tapper is focusing on Joe Biden's health.

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

The way things are looking right now, chances are this boy is gonna be the POTUS in a few weeks of time

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

J.D. Vance has started training for his UFC match against Marco Rubio in the Octagon July 4th

[CatEyedBlues @CallMeCatFlake]

Apparently @jaketapper finds this normal. What to "investigate" about this, really? Let's go after a former president and his wife instead. Priorities, priorities...

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Joe Biden suffers from stage 4 prostate cancer and still looks considerably healthier than this bloated, dazed and confused, fossilized fuck.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Moritz von Schwind’s 1868 drawing “The Symphony of the Cat”