火馬龍

LP / Houston, TX // you can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly // @wtfhails & Brynlee

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

It's lit!!

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

Everyone deserves someone that loves them

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

@cryer_collin Pure heroin (diacetylmorphine) is actually pretty safe and is even used medically in the U.S. the problem is that street heroin is dirty and it’s super addictive so people throw away there lives for it.

[jack🏜 @jackunlawful]

my therapist: gary can’t hurt you. he doesn’t know who you are and he doesn’t exist
my brain:

[#BLM 🦇 @nvoolee_]

He's right, girls can pay for dates too especially if they're the ones who planned out the whole thing. If you get offended it's because you a broke hoe. Argue w your mama

[Steve Bedford @423Steve]

When she ask what you gone do for that new 2K

[BJ ®🕊 @BASEDJESUS]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

Idk how I always get myself into shit like this

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

Does acid 1 time*

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Dwight is ready for a fresh start

[Sabelo @Mahoota11]

Everything makes fucken sense now 🤦🏾‍♂️

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

Perception is reality

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

A wall would’ve prevented this. Must have been an undocumented ship that got lost trying to cross southern border? 🤔

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

I love my girlfriend @wtfhails

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

@TheGreatJulini Ayyyyyyyy good shit!

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

Those Asian people got the juice

[malibu's most wanted @ZachMoss14]

“You got this bro!” 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Austin, Texas stays lit

[火馬龍 @CallMeChris15]

We ready