Mamba

chill it’s just a joke... I think #mambaforever

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

My dad, with a straight face, just said to me "if you're hungry you can make a sandwich from the leftover lasagna in the fridge"

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

If you’re thinking of watching Highest 2 Lowest on Apple, do yourself a favor and don’t. Worst movie I may have ever seen. Don’t know how you can mess up this bad with such an incredible cast.

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

This is a class 4 final 4 matchup for boys basketball in Missouri. THIS is a prime reason why there needs to be a new seeding after district play. @MSHSAAOrg

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@Trevorr24 @MizzouHoops This is awesome lol

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@thebiggszone and the current ones!!!!

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@thebiggszone and you cant even bet in missouri yet... this is WILD

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@thebiggszone @Tysen_H That's the ol Tiger spirit!

[Sam Meyer @SamMeyerTV15]

HIGHLIGHTS: The Vashon Wolverines are moving on to the boys Class 4 semifinals! They defeat the Mexico Bulldogs 64-54 thanks to aggressive and fast-paced play.

@KOMUsports @MexicoHoops @VashonAthletics

[Michael Eldridge @M_Eldridge21]

When the 24th ranked team in @vashon_bball comes to Mexico And @EldridgeJaydon was the best player on the floor tonight. Game high 20pts. And 7 rebounds. 3 D1 signees and @PrepHoopsMO number 38 ranked senior was slept on!!
@ThreatHoops @CSCWildcatsMBB @SCStorm_MBB @RL_HoopsMO

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@thebiggszone TK easy. Next question.

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@FearedBuck The moment

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

I've been saying it since 2008... student loans should be capped at 2%

If you wanna get even crazier, 0% as long as paid on time.

..but no, we're gonna keep arguing between 6.5% interest rates vs complete loan forgiveness

Why is middle ground not obvious?

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

I think my biggest regret of my adult life so far is not buying a literal mansion in 2020 when rates were in the 2's

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

Close enough

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

31-28 chiefs. Pat has game winning drive starting at 1:39 in the 4th. Come back here when I’m right. Venmo is callmegarrison for any tips 🤣

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

31-28 chiefs. Pat has game winning drive starting at 1:39 in the 4th. Come back here when I’m right. Venmo is callmegarrison for any tips 🤣

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

Andy is going to show us about 10ish plays today that we have never seen before. Should be a real treat.

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@KUHoops We did everything we could to make sure Houston won that game

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

Buying shit you don’t need, with money you don’t have, to impress people you don’t like.. couldn’t be me

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

😤😤😤

[Scott Loring @scottloringkc]

shout out Samaje Perine

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

“Show me a kid who hasn’t scraped their knee and I’ll show you a kid with a gluten allergy” - @JasonKelce 💀💀

[Mamba @CallMeGarrison]

@newheightshow 300 and its not even close