磐舟天鶏

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

Dignum laude virum musa vetat mori.

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

I don't know what the context was for this but alas

[Sahil Lavingia @shl]

Apply for the job.

"But I'm not qualified for it."

Neither is the person who's going to get the job. Apply!

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

xxx

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto Sure thing *thus he leads the other through the not so clean streets of the city, filling the air with easy to digest words, easy to digest jokes, like empty fast food that just so subtly brushes on nasty. Until they arrive at an unassuming bar, and he pushes the door open*

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

I'm only interested in the mercenary for hire part https://t.co/3OkcLjnkmQ

[Mercenary Alexa @MercenaryAlexa]

Name:Alexa Rose
Age:27
Height:5 ft 8
Weight:150lbs
Profession:ex military turned mercenary for hire
Kinks: feet. Boots. Heels. Latex. Leather. Tight clothing. Futas if you want. Bulges. Musk and sweat. Muscles. Ass,belly and cock worship.
Limits:No limits

[Izzy Piyale-Sheard @izzydoesizzy]

My girlfriend just got @sashaoharabooks Calm The F*ck Down colouring book and one of the pages was reminiscent of @EffinBirds

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto Figures *he pats the other's back with all the carelessness in the world* Wanna get a drink?

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

// Iwa and Mikoto are the only ones legally allowed to retweet this xD https://t.co/p8fIN35HaM

[worm @somethinglovely]

someone: dude what happened?

me: bro, long story short, i did not plan on living this long

[worm @somethinglovely]

someone: dude what happened?

me: bro, long story short, i did not plan on living this long

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@blxeking //At least it's better than drinking himself unconscious

[David P. Perrodin, PhD - Empirical Chaosist 🇺🇸 @SafetyPhD]

Check out this funny, insightful #interview with Effin' Birds #author @aaronreynolds on SAFETY DOC PODCAST 108.

https://t.co/5YxzVyqH0R
https://t.co/j0y11AMCtM
https://t.co/dZcDLHgX4M

#EffinBirds @EffinBirds #PodernFamily #humor #Comedy #MentalHealth #Canada #Satire #Anxiety

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto *he has to bark out a laugh* Ya really are a modern King. Representative figure while the prime minister Mr. Kusanagi handles all the administrative mess.

[Lura Groen @lura_groen]

I don’t know who needs to hear it, but

It’s ok for men to experience the consequences of their actions.

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto I mean, y'know this stuff you're a criminal

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto *huffs* Look, ain't matter really what your side projects are. But being too upfront about it, publicly, means ya got 'em authorities all up in your business, and that's a problem

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto In this business most people uhm, multitask.... ah.... so to speak

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto I just wish.... Professionals.... Would.... Organize their stuff.... More

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto ..... *slowly shades his eyes with his hand, lips twitching*

[磐舟天鶏 @callmeiwasan]

@RKingMikoto *gets his phone out to scroll through the lady's profile*