The Grand Budapest KeVon

5'11" UX designer in EdTech. | @HowardU, @cmuhcii alum. From Inglewood.

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"KeVon, tell the kids what motivates you everyday."

Me: "...Getting more Twitter followers."

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XXXV

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@DiabolicalSpuds Wild that this isn’t even the only set of identical Australian twins I’m aware of that acts like this. There’s the other ones that are always on TLC.

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@J2daJones It’s def a wild pattern. I remembered thinking this last year, so I looked it up and 1 or both the mergatory boots have been black since 42. (Also not the first time a black team went out the same night following on Amazing Race smh)

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I think Sai is bringing a level of entertaining aggressiveness, strategy, and chaos to #Survivor48 that we haven’t seen since Tony V. and people can’t recognize/acknowledge it because they’re not used to seeing it in someone like her.

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@phvckitweball Ok so understand this was the second video in the autoplay for me. This came out of nowhere 😂.

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Sometimes people’s career motivations stem from playing status games and you have to watch taking advice from them if that does not align with your goals.

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If Tommy explained to everyone that I have been booted first TWICE on #ReadytoLove I would simply pass away on the spot.

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Serena Williams has crip walked on Wimbledon and the Super Bowl.

I don’t know that we have a more legendary figure.

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XXXIV

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Man, I’m not a political analyst and I’m not going to try to be, but this feels awful.

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I feel like I literally need to hire a consultant for an hour to understand open enrollment for me.

This has been my yearly open enrollment sucks post.

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Sitting in on an open enrollment presentation rn like everything isn’t crazy

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My niece told me I should be Tupac for Halloween and I was surprised because I had actually forgotten that I’m bald now lol

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We said raise the ROOF not raise the RENT

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Sending my Los Angeles energy to the Dodgers right now 📡

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@KristyT 😂😂😂

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@KristyT I am HYPE

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My LA pride is about to become unbearable, I fear

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Huge matchup for people who don’t care about baseball but bought a cool hat once

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