Zack

GVSU '20 Alum ⚓️

[Zack @CallMeKirsh]

At Jersey Mikes, the cashier couldn’t remember which hoagie I ordered and asked “Italian?” So I said “Jewish but you’re not the first person to guess that.”

[𝔻𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕥 @Devoted2DET]

#Tigers Game 4 lineup:

2B Marshall Mathers
1B 42 year old Miguel Cabrera
LF Alim McNeill
DH Jack Flaherty
RF the corpse of Al Kaline
3B Tom Selleck
CF COVID Akil Baddoo
C Make-A-Wish kid from Henry Ford Hospital
SS Trey Sweeney

P Billy Chapel

Manager - J.K. Simmons

#RepDetroit

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Bro saw an opportunity and took it. 🤣

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

This was Sarah Milgram.

She worked at the Israeli Embassy in Washington.

Tonight as she left the Capital Jewish Museum in DC she was gunned down by a Palestine activist.

She was killed alongside her boyfriend, Yaron Lischinsky, who had purchased a ring and was planning to propose to her next week.

Their shooter shouted “Free, Free, Palestine” after committing the crime.

[Kassy Akiva @KassyAkiva]

Before I go to bed, I'm going to pray that the Left doesn't turn Elias Rodriguez into their new Luigi Mangione.

[John R Ramage @John_R_Ramage]

I spy the “A Team” in row 2 - Caroline Moore and @ClintReidAL!

[erika @yeeeerika]

a sommelier but for soup

[Zack @CallMeKirsh]

interesting how i woke up to no texts wishing me, a former inter-fraternity council president, a happy Presidents’ Day

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Sure, Paul Simon looks old, but Garfunkel looks great!

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Bro got so bored during the Super Bowl he banned pennies

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

Eli Sharabi is free.

Palestine murdered his wife.
Palestine murdered his daughters.
Palestine murdered his brother.
Palestine kidnapped him.
Palestine starved him.
Palestine tortured him.

Palestine is a failed experiment.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Happy 25th birthday to one of the funniest scenes in Sopranos history

[James Laverty @jjlavs2]

This is why the Commanders lost.

[Tyler Sawa @tyler_sawa]

We should all be in downtown right now like 5 beers in by now…

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY IS HERE

[uofmcoverage @uofmcoverage]

Ohio State’s Woody Hayes: “You can’t claim a national championship without winning The Game. The only meaningful statistic is the number of times you beat Michigan”

Interesting.

[Zack @CallMeKirsh]

Nothing will bring me more joy than wiping the floor with Commander tears #OnePride

[Zack @CallMeKirsh]

@riger1984 Clearly just riding that wave 😂

[True to the Blue @SupportUofM]

Mood...AGAIN. 😂 #GoBlue

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If Michigan could play Ohio State and Alabama every week they’d never lose.