ted lasso

milky ways are the lesbian version of a snicker; no nuts. herb is the toothpaste of the soul. we can’t all be billionaires

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

I’m very convinced the average twitter user could get outs in the 7th inning for the Brewers if they spent a week in their pitching lab

[Isaac Rowlett @IsaacRowlett]

Hey Milwaukee taxpayers — buckle up because you’ll be paying more in taxes this year because Trump denied our request for millions in FEMA aid after last year’s…*checks notes*…the largest 24-hour flood IN WISCONSIN HISTORY

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Part of the most poignant scene in Ted Lasso, RIP Anthony Head

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Mílagro Press @MOBBISH_]

“You gotta whisper my name.” Lmfaooo

[The Possum @PessimistPossum]

@ABC We're right on track @MikeJudge

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Jake Starck @starckie24]

PCA tells a women to "Suck his fucking dick bitch" and no discipline but Abner does a DX Chop and gets a game. Make it make sense

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

This app and people in the hip-hop media space will tell you his music isn’t timeless but this girl wasn’t even alive for this record and singing it word for word like her life depends on it. Somebody is lying lol

[Pubity @pubity]

Harambe was killed 10 years ago today on May 28, 2016.

[Jake Starck @starckie24]

Coming to DVD and Blue Ray soon

[the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan @midaeros]

The body cam footage was literally so funny. Cops will literally waste everyone's fucking time instead of admitting they were wrong.

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[FSP 🏌🏿 @fspthedon]

They said it’s been a year since hip hop had a top 10 billboard hit and this mf came back with 9 of them in one album 😭

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Hidden in plain sight

In the original copy of Toy Story 2 on Disney VHS contains a blooper scene that has been cut from all modern releases

It shows the Prospector as someone of authority in the movie industry telling Barbies they must perform sexual acts to be cast in Toy Story 3

The scene remained in releases for years but was quietly removed by Disney around 2019 from new Blu-ray, 4K UHD, digital, and Disney+ versions

I looked it up and found this happened because of the MeToo movement and sexual misconduct allegations against former Pixar head John Lasseter

So they are actually pretty much confirming by removing it

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Him yelling "my f*****g elbow!" at the end is Norm Macdonald tier comedy.

[Rav @TonyRav]

WHAT A PLAY BY PCA IN CENTER FIELD!!!

WOW.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.