Call Me Lysosome

'Cause I run so fast.

[Call Me Lysosome @CallMeLysosome]

I've been off FB for 4 yrs and it's starting to feel like saying goodbye to Twitter is step 2, so...farewell for now💖🧘‍♀️💘

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This why I don't listen to this orange buffoon speak, what is this swill?! Do people actually drink this Kool aid?! It's unbelievable to me when I hear it from the horse's mouth.

[Call Me Lysosome @CallMeLysosome]

@thehill What fucking planet is this bitch living on? Like literally how the fuck does she look at herself in the mirror? Once again...

[Call Me Lysosome @CallMeLysosome]

@realDonaldTrump

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@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump shares fake video of Biden playing "F--- tha police" https://t.co/gdy1T1LInk

[Call Me Lysosome @CallMeLysosome]

@TimberCarini

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Pot pie and pumpkin beer😏

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@iccuIus @mikesong @TweeterReprise

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@iccuIus @mikesong @TweeterReprise Both are definitely horrifying, but I'd eat either over banana Runts🤢

[Call Me Lysosome @CallMeLysosome]

@HeyCrutch @TourTweet @Facebook 4 years for us too, livin' the dream. I actually like my grandma again! @RageSide

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conservative Evangelical Asks God To Give Her Strength To Incorporate Forced Hysterectomies Into Belief System https://t.co/Z7Zymg5aPp

[Scientific American @sciam]

Scientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now.

The 2020 election is literally a matter of life and death. We urge you to vote for health, science and Joe Biden for President.
https://t.co/8TlH7shjFn

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

In his first interview since serving as a key witness in the impeachment trial, Alexander Vindman tells @JeffreyGoldberg that Americans should be worried about Donald Trump’s relationship with Vladimir Putin. https://t.co/CQ5g9Vq6zK

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Officer Shuts Off Body Camera Out Of Respect For Dying Victim https://t.co/TPLM5oPyyx

[Call Me Lysosome @CallMeLysosome]

Couldn't resist🤷‍♀️🥧🍻

[Leo Raisner @OliviaRaisner]

Photos from @JoeBiden’s basement this week:

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@TweeterReprise

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@danaxmajed @designmom

[Digg @digg]

Australia Burned Under a Haze of Misinformation Earlier This Year. The U.S. Is Next. --@earth3r https://t.co/sk5tLVc49Q