Well Hi There!
Come here.
You don’t have to be scared.
That’s it.
Come on.
Good babe.
Now.
Sit down, open your wallet, and empty it for me.
Just look into my eyes, open your wallet and empty it, for me.
All for me.
That warm fuzzy feeling in your belly, I can help with that too.
I know my consistent babes are waiting for an explanation.
We’re just not in a place to do that. Right now.
Here, tonight, let’s forget the stresses and just play.
Fill my waiting hand.
Empty your wallet.
Out for a bachelorette.
I know you’ve never seen someone look so cute in a bucket hat.
Wipe your chin and get it together.
I want an app and entree, it’s on you
Don’t think
Don’t pause
Just do
@GoddessJaz_xx Meanwhile I’m kn the Midwest and we have 1 singular high school in our area with the program (around 20 schools in a 45 minute driving distance) and it’s new new. Idek what it is really, sticks and balls 😂
Buy my next one.
It doesn’t matter that I didn’t buy this one
It doesn’t matter that I’ve been gone for weeks
What matters is I’m here now
And I’m telling you what I want
MY FELLOW BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WOMEN MOOTS
Real life question
Can you get birth control without going to the doctors? If so, where are we going?
You can DM instead of commenting if easier 😘 love in advance!
I know you’re wondering where I’ve been
I’ve seen you in my dms
I will fill you all in on details later when I feel up to it but know the sends coming while I have been gone have been noted.
Your mistress is making all kinds of bad decisions that just feel so….good 😘
Crying in the Taco Bell drive thru and the lady gave me my food for free.
So I guess there’s no reimbursement, but you can always pay it forward for next time.
It’s my favorite thing
To chat with the little babes fawning at my feet
To send pretty little words straight through their ears
Where it swirls around in their little tiny brains
They don’t know it, but with every message, they fall deeper
And deeper
Sat in the grocery parking lot long enough to drink half my coffee and eat my cake pop. I suppose I could go in. I don’t want to, but I can’t get to my fun bits until I do the less fun first.
Ugh
If only I had a little errand boy
7pm caffeination?
Obviously
Little sweet treat for myself?
Bonus 🥰
Thanks for adding to my Starbucks balance John, love just showing the app and going on my way.
F you’re a good boy
My little play thing was a good boy
Alex good boy
The rest of you, I’m gonna assume you didn’t see my nap post
I know, I’m feeling forgiving, you can thank the good boys.