Robby Bennett

That “Funny Magic Guy.” As seen on that thing we called a television and the world’s biggest stages. Also available for private bookings.

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When you get caught cheating at Pin The Tail On The Donkey. #metgala

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@libsoftiktok He looks like he watches WWE.

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@SenatorCrossing https://t.co/kIICVKwGzl

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BREAKING: 100-year-old British WWII veteran says the UK of today was not worth the lives lost.

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I bet Greenland is just happy to have some attention.

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS

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@uespiiiiii I’m beginning to think that we’re never going to see this guy’s dick.

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A Texas man has been arrested for supporting ISIS. They seemingly bonded over their fondness for pickup trucks and guns.

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People in Minnesota be like, “Oh, Crap.”

…You know exactly what dialect you said that in your head, gee-golly, don’t you know.

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The British Royal Family has been spotted with Buc-ee’s merchandise, which is fitting since Buc-ee’s is an establishment known for their thrones. @bucees #texas #bucees

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@Channel4News 🇺🇸

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Someone’s wish to see J.K. Rowling spank Emma Watson has gone terribly wrong.

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Harvard University will be opening trade schools. I for one cannot wait for generations of “legacy” welders who work in blazers with leather elbow patches.

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Done and done for this weekend. 3 more shows—2 sellouts—in the books. Thank you to everyone who attended! #theatre #magician #entertainment #bts

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I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. I’m making international headlines again. #news #entertainment #breaking #magician

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Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

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We typically determine where we’re going to have dinner based on which restaurant we accidentally left a credit card the last time.

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The Mormon religion’s greatest nemesis.

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They’ve spent 13 years and $2 billion on the new Grand Theft Auto game. Hopefully, we can finally get a turn signal. #GTAVI

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@B_list_Roxtar I appreciate it! Thank you so much for attending.

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I’m honestly at a loss for words. Among legends, presidents and historical figures, I’m the first magician to sell out the historic Hall Of State. Sincerely, thank you.

…I promise, no matter how many successes I have, I will never try to sell you a “course”.