CallMeMrCrabs

I'm a Crab, Professional thigh enjoyer

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@HoomanBlack I wonder if they held auditions for whoever was her chair

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@heavenlyterror The scented part especially

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@Tango21IX @sivaindeed I should nickname someone that

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@ChibiReviews I have forgotten how to sleep

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@TheNobleOne16 Ayo lmao

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@tsukachi Just buy a full electronics repair set and it’ll come in handy when you least expect it.

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@OliverJia1014 It’s still insane how they dragged him out of hospice and were wheeling him around as a barely alive propaganda piece for the dems.

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@MadamSavvy Homie thinks a defense contractor will just allow themselves to get undercut on a goldmine government contract selling plastic recreations to the military

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@KaptainKrunch97 Sometimes a good scatch gets me like this

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@prisyum alcoholic breastmilk

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@WILDCARDofAC I thought it would probably go up to like 50 bucks at least lol.

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I really should've bought more spacex stocks 🫠

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@IvanIronfist @ShitpostRock2 I want one but I think I'd go for a 44 or 357 model so I wouldn't have to bother with adding a whole new caliber to the shelf.

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@WILDCARDofAC I wonder how many of these they even still have operational

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@510jun18 You should try a chicken fried steak next time

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Chonkr

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@UmariTomoe I'm a violent person in that when I see smooth thicc thighs I want to rub my face on them.

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@GoonPNW get the sweet and spicy burger or the patty melt

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@WILDCARDofAC I'm so mad I never bought into btcoin back when it new. I even knew about it I was just too lazy to bother.