Beth

Howdy.

[Ashley Curtis @ashleyycurtiis]

Found it.
SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOUG !!!!

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@ohsheknows “go crawling down on my knees—“

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@ohsheknows JSJDJFKFKFK

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@ohsheknows This video to us:

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@ohsheknows @lessucrito LMFAO CLAIRE YOURE KILLING ME

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[marv @mvn_dn]

You can spot the exact moment he died inside https://t.co/griTrntI5s

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@ohsheknows @lessucrito I gotta bring it back I’m—

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@OliviaLittle I can’t even Im

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

Americans being politely asked to put a mask on in public spaces:

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

🙄

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

Same for Korea. We have less than 300 deaths here and everyone, EVERYONE wears masks. All of my students wear one for 9 hours a day at school and so do all of the teachers. It’s not even a question.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Japan has less than 1,000 covid deaths. They never went in to full economic shut down. They have an unemployment rate of 2.6%. How did they do it? Virtually everybody wears a mask. Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look on the world stage.

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

🥺

[Elon 🚀 @SupremeMusk7]

Indiana billboards are like “GOD IS REAL,” “Adult Super Store,” “HELL IS REAL,” “Show Girls -> Next Exit”

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

Me after a student coughed on me today.

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@KicksCjs @camXjefferson @Yes_ItsPrinc3ss @BakedVirginia @dejachanels Bless this tweet holy shit

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@magemegane I can’t deal with EIGHT WHOLEMONTHS—

[Beth @CallMeMsTzara]

@magemegane I’m fucking WHEEZINC