Rhymes With Mulva

My best friend's name is Bovary

[Buffalo Athletics @UBuffaloBulls]

RT for a chance to win this hat and 2 tickets to @UBFootball home opener on 9/2. #WinItWednesday #UBhornsUP

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

This is their Walk of Shame from my hotel room after last night https://t.co/zPXoS9Ffd0

[#716 @HashTag716]

Superbowl in San Francisco. Yup.

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@HashTag716 If you like eating out, you should give me a call sometime

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl I can't focus on your twitter because I'm focused on your tits. It doesn't rhyme, but it's true.

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

.@realDonaldTrump I self-fund myself every time you say HUGE. https://t.co/RVRCJAzYDU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I don't believe I have been given any credit by the voters for self-funding my campaign, the only one. I will keep doing, but not worth it!

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl I've got plenty of lickable parts, and you can claim them all for yourself. Anytime.

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl You'd look better without clothes. And you can be rough on any part of me that you'd like.

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

A message to @realDonaldTrump , you should put your HUGE caucus in my polling station ASAP. https://t.co/Onfx1ajOkI

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

I love to play with the Sauls but big Brocks really fill me up and penetrate my soul https://t.co/nLPJqgqQKM

[Cubicle Slave @BoredGuyHaiku]

Mulva's preferred mate /
Has rhyming name of his own /
She LOVES Sauls and Brocks

#Haiku
#Seinfeld

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

.@WhinerLineGuy In your pants: #AllTheJacks https://t.co/ca7cXyJlnR

[Whiner Line Guy @WhinerLineGuy]

In Jacksonville: #MOREJAX

Everywhere Else: #LESSJAX

Under your sink: #AJAX https://t.co/WzlTZ8Ytdj

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@LindyRuffsTie I'll give you a hint, he'll be in/ on/ around my crease and his stick will be getting plenty of work #AllStar

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl How much begging will it take from me to make you come?

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

Every Trump needs to say 2 words to me: "open wide"
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9xVdNMtM1I

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"Every American needs to say 2 simple words to every Vet they meet: THANK YOU!" John Wayne Walding
https://t.co/wG8EzPHZt1

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@MatthewWGR @hsimon62 If you want to watch me get a Brazilian wax, I guarantee it'll be your new favorite

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl I'm just like coffee... I liked to be filled with cream. Lots and lots of cream.

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

Getting ready to take off my pants, with your Big Trump in my Nashua, I'll be there soon too....
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/M9o0HfAyrb

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Getting ready to take off for Nashua, New Hampshire. Big crowd, will be there soon. Fun!

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

Thank you, @realDonaldTrump for sticking your Drudge into my poll. https://t.co/MOBY4XQVFE

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Good morning America! Thank you for all of your support in the latest Drudge poll! https://t.co/XDnixWnqwb

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl I don't want to marry you, but I want to be all up in that morning hair of yours.

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

#1 most anticipated opening in Trump's hotel.. my legs.
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/6cA7HB836a

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

20 Most Anticipated Hotel Openings of 2016: Trump International Hotel, Washington D.C. https://t.co/jd3H0LQcas

[Rhymes With Mulva @CallMeMulva]

@mendigurl If you need some pillows to lay your pretty head on, I've got two size D's that will be waiting for you.