Miguel Cervantes

Philosopher. Book marketing at @public_affairs and @BoldTypeBooks // @HachetteUS

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

Can't promise karaoke at pre-covid levels, but still a fun workplace.

[Lindsay Fradkoff @lindsayjuliet]

Hi! @public_affairs and @boldtypebooks are looking for an entry-level marketing/publicity assistant to join us and, among other things, help us figure out what comes next after twitter burns to the ground (lolsob). Come join our creative and quirky team: https://t.co/4jSuw4kl9d

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@Fudgecakey ?

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@blaber Remember who you are. Remember who you represent. Show them. Show them and let them fear you. Revel in their tears as they shake and beg you to stop. Then, say no.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@everywhereist 100% drama

[Jaime Leifer @JLeifer]

Give me some well-written, explanatory flap copy any day https://t.co/gDYnu05FUO

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

#FalseAdvertising.

[Jaime Leifer @JLeifer]

@CallMeQuixote We said we liked "karaoke," not killing.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

We're not? I think I went to the wrong interview 5 years ago.

[Jaime Leifer @JLeifer]

Anyone else having truly bizarre dreams? I had one in which I hired @hitRECordJoe to be our nanny (we are looking for a nanny but I doubt he's available), and another in which my colleagues @public_affairs and I were a murderous cult (we're not, last time I checked)

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@G2Perkz @TSMDoublelift #classless Was excited for you to join #cloud9, but can't cheer on rubbish human beings.

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

My job just told us that the earliest we’ll be back in the office is July 2021, and I’m afraid that my code switching ability will have totally atrophied by then.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@comicsexplained One of the most ignorant things I've seen today. I'm disappointed brother.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

Marketing Genius Award goes to @LiquidDeath

https://t.co/PohiDvWhMS

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

Quite a loss. The man was a legend in a time of legends. I hope people will continue to read his books and remember his legacy.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Pete Hamill, a high school dropout who turned a gift for storytelling and a romance with tabloid newspapers into a storied career as a New York journalist and novelist died on Wednesday. He was 85. https://t.co/ZUNlvSjfn7

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@PlayerFM Thank you for considering. Might seem silly, but I use the feature a lot with music apps.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@PlayerFM any chance support for the pixel 4's motion sense coming soon?

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@pocketcasts question: does the Android app support the pixel 4's motion sense?

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@dungeon_dudes any advice for a non-damage PC? I wanted to build something that was more rp heavy, and only buff/debuff in combat (no damage ever). Half elf fey warlock? Changeling bard? Gnome artificer? Love the YouTube channel; keep it up.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@jack I'd love to be considered for your UBI experiment. I work in book publishing — which pays rubbish — but I like what I do. I'd love to, potentially, use UBI to pay off my student loans.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

This week, I've started to realize that a lot of the people I know aren't Republican by accident.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@RCNconnects what's going on y'all? Can't reach support on the phone. Paying for 250 Mbps down and can't get more than 3mbps down. Been like this for weeks. Yes I power cycled.

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@paulhardware Thanks so much!!

[Miguel Cervantes @CallMeQuixote]

@paulhardware hello; just found your youtube channel and started watching video voraciously. I was hoping to get some thoughts on a new build, been 10+ years since I last did this so feeling a bit trepidatious. Would much appreciate your thoughts if you have time, but would