Montgomery Scott

GET DOWN! It’s no a climbin’ frame! Chief Engineer fae the Starship Enterprise! She’s a fine lady!

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Montgomery Scott

🔧 Chief Engineer or the starship Enterprise.
🔧 Miracle worker.
🔧Unofficial manager of Jim Kirk’s expectations.

Give us a follow an’ a retweet eh?

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

[Grumbling under his breath] What a pile of English-built shite…

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

“….I mean it’s only a wee scratch eh?”

Bullshit, he’s sliced the tip of his pinky clear off.

“Got it jammed in a magnetic seal, would ye believe it?”

[Dr. McCoy @StarSawbones]

Oh. No.

“Who’s broken? What did you do now?”

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

“A shi- oi Bones!” @StarSawbones

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Aye, well… they’re a bit scarier eh? But nothin’ a good scheme kickin’ wilnae solve.

Bawbags.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Aye, just a wee reminder that we can hold our own against their appalling breath y’know?

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Ah mean ah’m no a monster sir but.,. they could do with a wee recreational kickin’ eh?

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

…I like the way you think, sir.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

@PunchesFirst //

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Nahhh… nae point, wouldn’t be proper scotch otherwise.

[Lt. Aurelia "Leah" Lucius @PunchesFirst]

Dude, are you hiding a distillery down there, too?!

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Ye mean a Glesga kiss an’ a half bottle ah Buckfast behind the port nacelle?

[Lt. Aurelia "Leah" Lucius @PunchesFirst]

You've gotta give 'em a good ol'-fashioned headbutt. An' drink your weight in Bloodwine.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Next time the Klingon’s show up…

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Can ye blame me?

[Captain James T. Kirk @CaptKirkJamesT]

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜

Damnit, Scotty.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Ach y’ell love it laddie, rollin’ hills, wilderness and forests for days, mair lochs than Starfleet has ships, the lassies are fair pretty too, y’ell have a smashin’ time!

[𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐓. 𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐊. @trekthestars]

So I'm hearing the next shore leave we're going to Scotland?

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

They bawbags had it comin’ and ah’d dae again.

[Spock @StarSchnTgai]

As I recall, Mr. Scott once incited a bar fight with Klingons, as the result of a petty insult. It is my suggestion that we take his judgement into consideration accordingly.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Laddie y’ed be deed withoot us.

[﹡𝐉 ˖ 𝐊IRK @auricluminary]

This is mutiny at this point, I'm firing every single one of you.

(No I won't).

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Right, noted.

[Spock @StarSchnTgai]

In terms of rivalry, perhaps.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

….Sounds like English but in Vulcan, aye?

[Spock @StarSchnTgai]

None of which I am aware. The only Vulcan equivalent I might imagine to be similar, are citizens from T’Paal.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

….Ye have English on Vulcan?

[Spock @StarSchnTgai]

Ah. Acknowledged. There are similar…subtle rivalries on Vulcan.

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Aye!

We might be in the same Federation, but ah’ll always enjoy watching the auld enemy getting thrashed.

[Spock @StarSchnTgai]

Yes. One more: are these results and your musical excitement indicative of…happiness?

[Montgomery Scott @CallMeScotty_]

Yes.

Anymore questions?

[Spock @StarSchnTgai]

Mr. Scott. Are you certain that 2100 hours is the most convenient time to play the bagpipes in the corridors?