Mark Simpson

Actor. Singer. Dude.

[Mark Simpson @CallMeSimmo]

The Whale Watching Show bag. It’s a free bag but you have to fill it yourself.

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I know we like to say no one sets out to make a bad film @brettgoldstein, but I've just watched the first half hour of Freddy Got Fingered and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they set out to do.

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Finally got around to watching Heredity (2018). Looks like I won’t be sleeping this weekend. Thanks @brettgoldstein

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/wl9iDgVA6i

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#DigitalMischief #WhatIf #WrongStation #AlternatePaddington #RuinedChildhood #CockfostersBear https://t.co/lpOuUBcykt

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#BelieveTheVictims https://t.co/jJH4kHBZIr

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Frozen date! Chookas everyone. Grandad is looking after Griff.
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#FrozenMusical #FrozenMusicalAustralia #LiveTheatreBaby https://t.co/BaueqJbksy

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Six years ago Pirate Hootbeard started to make small appearances on Giggle & Hoot, teasing his premiere on ‘talk like a Pirate day’. By this point I had already been working on the show for almost a year and it led… https://t.co/To9Oi4rVTh

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It’s International Dance Day 2020 and what better time to remind everyone that I’m a professional dancer. Flashback to the Beyond Kinky charity concert with @kinkybootsoz at the @capitolsydney in 2017. I was the… https://t.co/AEZYDbGnZa

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Buzzfeed is getting very specific. #buzzfeed #iamdefinitelyamonica https://t.co/FplZdO5RhV

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@daleyrant My dentist has advised me that I should only use my teeth for ‘chewing’ as a last resort.

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I love pine nuts, but I’m questioning why I pay such a high premium for a product that passes right through me, seemingly unaffected.

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On an unrelated note, would anyone like to purchase some fresh pine nuts? (Definitely not previously digested)

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Congratulations campbelltowntheatregroup and the cast of Mama Mia on a sold out season. Very sorry I couldn’t make it to this one. Have an amazing last few shows. Chookas! https://t.co/oycwT6TRVJ

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@thebettinaarndt Who’s script is seeking excuses? Maybe get a smarter friend to read over your tweets before you post them.

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New Year - New Headshot. Well these were actually taken a few months ago. But about time I had an update. The lasts ones are about 8 years old. Fantastic work here by 📸 lynchypx https://t.co/u7gfvKx2aR

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It starts. #lego #starwars #milleniumfalcon #bestwifeever https://t.co/rCQscrDzxT

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There’s no room to do things by halves on the squash court. #ISquashHARD https://t.co/SEyI94USCw

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This was my preparation for the midnight session of Rise of Skywalker. #deathstaricesphereandbaileys https://t.co/MuylhUscpI

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Face masks and a Xmas movie. #couplegoals https://t.co/MhSydziy8J