Snake

Animus cruciatus | I don’t give a fuck about your war or your President.
World’s okayest adventurer.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@thedrizl Pattern recognition should always be trending.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@Aliathewhite So you’re telling us you are airtight…

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@codym1917 Perhaps I’m not aware of it; when did Iran attack the US?

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@Real_JoJoQueer @Ben_M5rtin @WENDIGO_420x @JollyRedCoat Masks never did and never will stop a virus retard.
All the proof is available now; Covid was a scam.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

Stop calling that man a woman.
He can have a rifle if he wants to.

[Amity @amitylee13]

Ironic how all the “2A conservatives” in the comments don’t want this woman to exercise her right to be armed.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

Why is it that only one side of political puppets bring up “climate crisis?”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Al Gore calls for urgent climate action following Democrats' sweeping victories in the midterm elections.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

I love the myth that AKs are inaccurate and that’s all there is to it.

Top tier Reddit logic from someone who obviously has no experience with one.

[Ammo Lab @ammolab1]

The AK-47 is the most overrated piece of garbage ever adopted by a national military, and nostalgia-blinded fanboys need to hear it.
People act like it’s an indestructible magic wand because it can function while caked in mud, while completely ignoring the fact that it has a trash-tier stamped receiver, terrible ergonomics, a safety selector that sounds like a bear trap closing, and accuracy so bad you couldn't hit a dumpster from the inside.
An AR-15 will outshoot it, out-ergonomic it, and out-perform it in every single category that actually matters in a real firefight, but internet commandoes keep drooling over Soviet surplus just to larp in the woods.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@thedrizl I think it was supposed to have ended at least a dozen times just in my lifetime.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@goblinofgarbage That’s crazy!

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@carpatho_rusyn Ah geez…I was going to start going fuse to fuse with the car off, to try to see what’s drawing power.

Probably not a good sign that I had to replace the battery a month after I bought it (used) and before I put the stereo in.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

Alternator in my car is fried due to a long-standing battery parasite I can’t find.
I think it might be the stupid fucking Android head unit I got from ChinAzon.
Fuck.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@goblinofgarbage Why not.
What even happened?

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@goblinofgarbage Shit! That’s a lot in a short time!
I’d want to be done with it too.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@goblinofgarbage I’ve had a good handful of surgeries, they’re not fun but I can say the end results were an improvement.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

No, you cannot.

[Ben Alexander @scoutingdad2022]

@ammolab1 My .22 cost $600, my scope $200. I shoot off a bipod, no rangefinder, wind calculators anything like that. I watch the grass to see which way the wind is blowing, I note where the first shot went, after that I can put 20 in a quarter at 300 yards.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@goblinofgarbage Maybe don’t threaten the guy with the scalpel then, could end poorly.
As long as his name isn’t Frankenstein, you should be in good shape!

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@DangN0J @DrDeath1776 Damn that’s an excellent deal!
Hanging out in workshops is always fun.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@goblinofgarbage Tell ‘em to get it straightened out or suffer the consequences!
I don’t know if threatening doctors works, but in theory it should…😂

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@getawarrant1 Beautiful footage of robots carrying children through rubble…after they edit out the part where the robot sacrifices the child to Moloch.

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

@thedrizl I agree.
There are too many people with “keeping up appearances” at the front of their thoughts; I’m out here focusing on how to appear unapproachable. 😂

[Snake @CallMeSnake_sD]

Nobody will be dictating which inanimate objects I own.
I don’t care who doesn’t like them, or if they are terrified of them.
I will own what I want and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

[PolySeSouvient / PolyRemembers @Polysesouvient]

Constitutional law expert Wayne MacKay explains that legal arguments boil down to weighing individual rights against public safety concerns.. “The government policy is to focus on assault-style weapons that are dangerous and really more appropriate for a military kind of setting.. Is it reasonable to use these kinds of weapons for hunting or sport activities where other options that are less dangerous to the public are available?” https://t.co/vJL6umSPxT @dsotis