Tarzan

Live young, die gorgeous

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

@AKZionz 👀

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Literally some of the worst cupcakes in DC, mostly icing & have no real taste…ppl who are really from DC know not to get cupcakes from here lol

[Jacob Wasserman @jacob_wass]

DC people — if you’re looking for a sweet treat to cap off the weekend, look no further than Georgetown Cupcake. Absolutely phenomenal!

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

It’s feels like a Maury & Paul’s breakfast type of day

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

@Lexi_Loovee Most food places are trash in DC except for the true hole in the wall mom & pop neighborhood spots

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Honestly it’s the gentrification that has happened in DC over the last 20+ years…when I was a kid, torch🙌🏽🔥..by the time I went to college, it’s an absolute NO for me dawg

[Lex @Lexi_Loovee]

It’s terrible and places want to talk about our chilli baby Ben’s is horrible

[Looper Vandross @shepardsounds]

Niggas were capital. If ANYONE should hate capitalism it’s niggas.

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

I work Hispanic Caucus every year for a decade now, they give out scholarships as well. Stay out our business & money please and thank you

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A right-wing group is suing the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, alleging its scholarships for Black students from underfunded schools in majority Black districts "illegally discriminate based on race" https://t.co/zjgZ54liLo

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

@AKZionz You gotta tell me which heem you want!!!

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

All my nieces & nephews officially have their own phones now 😩😩😩 it’s all fun & games til they start sending Apple Pay requests 🙃

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Talking to my fav on Xmas…let’s see if we finally get out these DMs 😂🤣😬

[Akhaveli @AKZionz]

and these niggas singin to impress other niggas now

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Jimi Hendrix and Kevin Gates lol

[Akhaveli @AKZionz]

Bob Dylan and Ghostface

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Niggas just don’t know how to NOT be a nigga for their own good. Im all for authenticity but damn, that hood nigga shit ain’t for every situation

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

@AKZionz 👀🤣😂

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

My homie’s wife said that to him after she had the 6th kid…the 6th!!!!

[demigod daiku @daddysenpai222u]

My chest hurts every time a woman with multiple kids says she never wanted kids ☹️

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

I hate cross contamination in the food service industry…he did it in front of my face too!!! Asked for a refund immediately, he looked shook bc the health department is out here

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

I’ve been under the weather all week which turned into fasting for most of it…now I have an unnatural craving for lo mein w/ Han style filet mignon from Han Palace….ive been a pescatarian for two months now, ain’t had a meat craving once..now I’m ready to crash out over steak🙄

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

I swear I hate 24hr bugs…spent my whole day inside on liquids …sun goes down and now my body is acting like I wasn’t feeling like trash all day 🙄

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Me & my girl have stopped returning to sender and have transmuted all energy sent our way ….

[Tarzan @CallMeTarzan]

Def just almost chopped the tip of my finger off 🙄… shout out to the new knife tho, I got exactly what I paid for…sharp and can cut thru anything 🤷🏽