Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY

Parody of a certain brittle-boned scooter-riding bukkake stan. Wellness and beauty influencer, author of “I, Mope.” They call me Mr. Glass.

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

There’s no “I” in Bukkake

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

I was hoping someone would do a gender-swapped Bubba Ho-Tep

[XBIZ @XBIZ]

Ginger Lynn, Nina Hartley to Appear in Mainstream Erotic Thriller Next Month @ninaland @BlameItOnGinger https://t.co/KMkgwIbLKF

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

Since when can black people swim?

[Page Six @PageSix]

Bikini-clad Megan Thee Stallion spotted filming scenes for ‘Baywatch’ reboot https://t.co/IhwE1USIYs

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

Did someone say Gooner?

[Awake in Belfast @AwakeinBelfast]

@ekitikEraa Macca 100%. He’s a goner.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

BREAKING: James Talarico has been arrested for attempting to break into Graham Platner's house

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

I love bukkake

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

Not mutually exclusive, dagnabbit

[Peter Warren🕺Man of Interest @peterwarren]

Line of dudes all unbuckling their belts: airport security or bukkake?

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

Bukkake weighs a ton

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that…

[JohnnyBeau🏴‍☠️ @JohnnyBeau82]

@OfAthenry That's a clean bung hole.

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

@BourbEnthusiasm Respectfully, won’t you be Frank no matter what?

I can be E[a]rnest!

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

Did someone say bukkake?

[Sophia Cruise @sweetsophiax]

💦💦😍

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

Hot damn

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who did this lmao

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

@AVNMediaNetwork .@PerryALPHA coulda settled this for $150k

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

@therealroseanne @Shawn_Farash

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

@magills_ Hot damn

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

@ShitpostRock2 He had a higher IQ than his homeless peers.

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

@FilmNoirUK @TalkingPicsTV History records that Forrest Tucker had an enormous penis

[Tom "NASA" South of Georgia PARODY @CallMeTomSouth]

An award nomination press announcement containing no courtesy link to the awards show socials AND no link to the voting page!

From PR wiz Monstar

[AVN Media Network @AVNMediaNetwork]

The Star Factory Up for Most Popular PR Company at Urban X Awards https://t.co/KgYSLFN88Y @StarFactoryPR

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“accidentally”

[Hamish Mitchell @Hmitchell]

Marjorie is getting pine coned in Costa Rica.