Adam (Taylor’s Version)

I’m the Swan Queen, you’re the one who never left the corps.

[Adam (Taylor’s Version) @CallMeTwoArrow]

We don’t appreciate how iconic it was when @mindykaling asked Ryan “How dare you?”

[Adam (Taylor’s Version) @CallMeTwoArrow]

@Ihartitz O. Hampton or Keon C in the flex half ppr

[Adam (Taylor’s Version) @CallMeTwoArrow]

@YahooFantasy @scott_pianowski FLEX need 1: Omarion Hampton (Chargers O?), or Keon Coleman (Moore questionable?). Half PPR.

[Adam (Taylor’s Version) @CallMeTwoArrow]

@JoeOrrico FLEX need 1: Mike Gesicki (Chase/Tee expected to play?), Omarion Hampton (Chargers O?), or Keon Coleman (Moore questionable?). Half PPR.

[Adam (Taylor’s Version) @CallMeTwoArrow]

@FantasyPros @Fitz_FF FLEX need 1: Mike Gesicki (Chase/Tee expected to play?), Omarion Hampton (Chargers O?), or Keon Coleman (Moore questionable?). Half PPR.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

Episodes 1-6 worked because it was built on one man's passions, basically he was making movies for himself. The modern film making process is based on serving an imagined "fan", which is where it falls down, because Star Wars fans are cunts.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

I know my truth

[Dave Dameshek @Dameshek]

There are now at least two way-too-long CFB pregame shows trying in vain to work around this unchangeable reality:
The only thing anyone cared about was Lee Corso putting on a mascot head

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The biggest story out of the whole Clippers debacle is that ESPN is basically confirmed to just be an outlet for team owner propaganda in-between gambling ads and Pat McAfee clips.

It’s been obvious for a while, but I don’t see how you could even argue against it now.

[Nick Parco @nick_parco]

You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[🇸🇻 🏆💍🏆🥇🧡💙/🏆👑🗽Edwin @larryjunesbagel]

Sophie Cunningham was getting all hugsy and hi-fives with Dana White who smacked his wife on video and stood in the ring with Conor McGregor, a convicted rapist. Don’t give us that “I love biological women” when you stood beside men like that. She’s a fucking low life

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Sophie Cunningham on a crusade to “protect women” when she was hopping around smiling in a ring with a convicted rapist and another guy who slapped his wife on camera two weeks ago. For sure.

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Been saying this for years but no idea why these decisions are reviewed in slow motion. You are analysing a different incident if you alter the speed.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It's always lame when the trophy gets handed to the owner first. It's worse when the owner is James Dolan.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[Adam (Taylor’s Version) @CallMeTwoArrow]

@KaceyMusgraves @LoneStarBeer @mirandalambert