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[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

can’t eat bread because it’ll make my mouth bleed. can’t eat vegetables because it’ll give me explosive diarrhea. can’t walk outside because the sky is on fire.

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

The New York Jets have threatened to play football soon

[coopz @Coopz___]

i think people are not conceptualizing the historical significance of this video

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

This is literally New York City right now

[Maria @m0891740]

Others:
“i’m engaged!”
“i’m pregnant!”
“i just bought a house!”

Me: My favorite baseball team just won a regular season game tonight

[SNY @SNYtv]

"It has HAPPENED!"

14 years ago today, Johan Santana threw the first no-hitter in Mets history.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[April @aprilglick]

The 2026 Mets

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

Again

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

SNY booth with horseshoes and candles to end the Mets losing streak

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Oh my god get me to Buffalo

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

white people be like my dog is a mets fan

[Paige Anderson @Paigerific22]

@AjayCybulski New Idea: Buffalo WNBA team called Queen City

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Hockey tomorrow morning 8 am

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Hang in the louvre

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[The Moonlight Warrior 🌙 @BlackMajikMan90]

The Puppy Bowl outperformed the Kid Rock Halftime Show.

More than doubling its viewership with 12.8 Million viewers.