Colton Thoreson

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: President Trump reveals that the White House has ordered 250 new Cadillac Escalades for the presidential motorcade.

"Our guys are very spoiled. They like the Escalade. So do I."

"We look sharp in those Escalades."

Trump praises General Motors for making the vehicles, calling the company "great to deal with" as he highlights American-made manufacturing during his visit to Detroit.

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@ChittendenNate I'm not sure I've ever seen one of these new. I always thought they just showed up at the farm with the leading edge curled and chewed up and a half splintered handle

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

Are we really gonna just pretend that @ChrisChristie wasnt out dealing trumpers vigalante justice last night in DC? I mean the guy didn't even have time to take his makeup off before his interview this morning and he looks exhausted.

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@spooman7 I've got a gym in my basement...only 5 minutes away!

[Brett Crosby @mbacowboy]

Local hunter following a deer turned around to see this cat coming at him.

Good news: He made a great shot, and has an amazing story to tell.

Bad news: He will spend the rest of his life explaining why he wears adult diapers when he bow hunts.

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@Moore_54 let me just throw this out there...fish drones

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@haleyj3 @Adam4Hadden https://t.co/O7vk842saS

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Share this with your girl. Ruin her day.

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@Moore_54 and it still won't sound like country music

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@froglicker69 #studentpedestrianlivesmatter

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@CodyThoreson @froglicker69 yep stay away from it. Short jean shorts and it ain't girls wearing them...

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@CodyThoreson yeah because sex with your hand doesn't require a condom

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@CodyThoreson she'll have a contagious smile alright. Being as Herpes is contagious I suppose your chances are pretty good.

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

I think it's safe to say that America's heart broke with Atlanta tonight.

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@CodyThoreson **to

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@haleyj3 https://t.co/7IB1dReJb6

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

In the USAF I have to take cyber training or face repercussions but Hilldawg can mishandle emails and run for POTUS?

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@haleyj3 right back at ya sweetie

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@ColbyWeed you at Apple river 😂 https://t.co/7ctedKuBkE

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me this 4th https://t.co/ZMjp5E7RPQ

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@bereezzy @haleyj3 better watch yourself britt I'm coming back for her!

[Colton Thoreson @CallMehClayton]

@CuteOverloads @haleyj3 no you don't