Jack Gurney

I am God. How do I know it? Simple. When I pray to Him I find I'm talking to myself. #ParanoidSchizophrenic (#TheRulingClass #RP #DescriptiveIfYouAre #18+)

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

I stand with #TeamIronMan.
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[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

//It's fun to play a lunatic who thinks he's a God when you're an orthodox atheist. :D

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling about miracles?

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@cynderling his pocket and landed smoothly at the cats feet.* if you pray for it, of course I can make milk. Don't you know anything >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling works? He smoothed out his white ill-fitting jacket and let out a tired sigh, not noticing his old patient ID card fell out of >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling *aaand here we go. Whenever he talks to someone for a while, they always start to ask for things. Don't they know how it >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling would have made them more..puppet-like. They completely misunderstood my message. Can you imagine how frustrated that makes me?>

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@cynderling humans and gave them free will. Honestly, I fucked up. If I knew they're going to invent so many stupid religious rules, I >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling although he doesn't know nothing at all.* ah no, I did not invent any religion. People invented religions. I created first >

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@cynderling sexual perversion is not a sin,I told you that. Wait, did I? Well, I did now. *he smiled in that annoying I-know-it-all way >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

//Yes, I'm alive. But my RP partners aren't.

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

Merry Christmas everyone! And remember, I am love!

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling little grasshopper which is currently smashed or suffocating in his breast pocket.*

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@cynderling too busy to explain that calling penises tails is a little childish. He has to take care of the birds who threatened the poor>

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling divine presence and it was me who created life so...I've got certain privileges, you see? *he waved his hand dismissively. He's>

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling *Jack scratched the stubble on his cheek. Apples? What is the cat talking about?* time is meaningless to me. I'm filled with >

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@cynderling inappropriate about it. Your husband..perhaps I should have a word with him. I'm fairly certain he's open to negotiation. >

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@cynderling matters and it comes in many shapes, colors and sizes. And dancing is just one of many ways to express love. There's nothing >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling best, they should enjoy life more, you know? Without worrying about such meaningless things as promiscuity. Love is all that >

[Jack Gurney @Call_Me_JC]

@cynderling delusions go very deep. He can't help it.* yes, people has evolved during the last few decades, I agree with that. It's for the>