Gotham's King

They say an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, but I think an apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

#TheJoker

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

https://t.co/SlKWOhO4AE

[𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 . @ofspacedebris]

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⠀ ⠀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋

˗ˏˋ ♥️ˊˎ˗ to receive a starter.
may or may not include a gif ; length will vary.

⇆ to spread the word.

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[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"I'm going to assume that's for me."

[♡ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ Qᴜɪɴɴ♡ {Parody} @ArkhamGoddess]

It's Friday!

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"are you color blind? does this suit look red to you?"

he gives her a hard shove.

"tell someone else what you want for Christmas."

[𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 ⋆ 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 @DamagedLilGirl]

“Let’s see…”

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

@Mrs_Van_Damn || I swear you are my spirit animal!

[𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 ⋆ 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 @DamagedLilGirl]

“ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ 𝒿𝑜𝒾𝓃 ᴍᴇ?

ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎.”

 ─ ✧ #ᴅᴄ ʀᴘ
  ─ ✧ #ᴀᴜ #ᴏᴄ﹠#ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ
   ─ ✧ #ʟᴅᴍ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ
    ─ ✧ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ: #ᴅɪᴄᴋ
     ─ ✧ #ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"Anyone Hungry?"

[αℓєχιѕ. (moved to Mastodon) @ThxPunchline]

She's showing up to #GothamsEqualityGala with @Call_Me_Mr_J as her date.

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

@ThxPunchline "fashionably late as always, but you know how much I like to make an entrance."

he flashed his signature smile,

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"who is this 'Art The Clown' give me a break?!

I'm talking to my copyright lawyer today! mark my words!"

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"Nothing like an Ole cup of Joe to start the day...

it's too bad Joe was only a month from retirement."

[Quinntessential Harley @QuinntessentHQ]

Art by Lee Bermejo, from Joker (2008), written by Brian Azzarello ♦️ #harleyquinn

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

|| the fact you haven't blocked me yet is a miracle lmao

but I'm funny so I get "Jesters Privilege"

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"Hate, Hate, 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞."

he gritted his teeth and stepped closer to her. he didn't lit his authority challenged.

[𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 . @ofspacedebris]

“love, love, 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆.” she wasn’t having it today.

[𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 . @ofspacedebris]

when a harlequin squirts we call that 𝒈𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒍𝒆-𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓.

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..."

[Gotham's King @Call_Me_Mr_J]

"How many times have we talked about you using the 'L' word, especially when I'm in ear shot!"

[𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 . @ofspacedebris]

no, it’s because of the love thing.