Snake Plissken

ex-war hero, convict, mercenary, dangerous

[Fanatical @Fanatical]

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[Green Man Gaming @GreenManGaming]

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[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

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[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

It's been ages since I crawled out and looked up to the scorched pit that used to be the Sun.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

I am watching my documentary again. Not a terrible job by Carpenter, but the body count is low.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

@PFTompkins I know you... Hunter S. Tompkins, right? Or was it Paul F. Thompson? Either way I know the bounty is huge.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

I did a little bit of escaping from DC today, some vermin had to pay.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

I need another woman in my life like I need to lose my other eye.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

Do me a favor, would you? Start pulling your weight or stop giving me the burden.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

I used to fight for a cause, now I just cause fights.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

Who's laughing now?

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

It's time to get more "come Hell or high water" than "God-willing and the creek don't rise."

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

No longer a victim of circumstance, he found he was simply a victim of a price on his head.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

: I remember when I was in the Olympics; long-range marksmanship. Except we didn't call it the Olympics; we called in Vietnam.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

Some bitch-ass security guard thought it would be funny to steal my gun. My combat knife disagreed.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

You might be fine with the way you're running things. I don't give a damn.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

I am back for hire if anyone has the resources and enough of an interesting job. Plissken out.

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

: anyone want to go out brawling tonight? I need to toughen up my knuckles

[Snake Plissken @Call_Me_Snake]

Finally get a bit of a rest to use this hunk of metal. Still expecting a call from the President, solve another of his problems. Christ.