Tim

[Tim @call_me_tim_]

Damn, I just heard Pat Robertson died. I loved him in The Batman. RIP fam

[Austin Show @MrAustinShow]

Growing up I was totally straight but then saw a pride flag at Target and was IMMEDIATELY gay, this could happen to you guys!!!

[Tim @call_me_tim_]

@BreannaMorello So, you really just didn't read any of this did you? There's literally nothing in here that says anything of substance.. just a long winded way of saying they're an equal opportunity employer.

[Tim @call_me_tim_]

@thegoodshirts My mom just doesn't get it

[Tim @call_me_tim_]

@elonmusk Sick, can't wait to cut myself on the unpolished edges of my refrigerator with wheels.

[Tim @call_me_tim_]

@SelfRuledM @Anniescott95 Ok Popeye, and I'm well aware that mass shootings were extremely rare before Home Alone came out. Now excuse me while I leave my house to go work and actually interact real people. Not all of us can be lonely old men who spend all their time on Twitter.

[Tim @call_me_tim_]

@SelfRuledM @Anniescott95 Home Alone came out in 1990 and ever since has resulted in progressively MORE school shootings. Learn the difference between correlation and causation